Offseason Time Killer... Because two Games Are Better Than One

[toastmasterbone]

A simple time-tested add-a-word game. One person starts a sentence with only one word. The next poster adds one word to continue the sentence. The third person adds another word. If a sentence comes together syntactically and grammatically, the next poster writes, "PERIOD," and starts the next sentence by offering one word. You can make the sentence as run-on as you want, but it must be grammatically correct (meaning that if someone 2 times the legal limit for alcohol consumption can say it, it's okay).



Example:

First poster: My
2nd poster: brother
3rd poster: has
4th poster: crabs
5th poster (can continue the sentence or start a new one by typing): PERIOD. The 5th poster gets to start the next sentence.



Here's the first word:


When

[StormChaserBH]

my

[toastmasterbone]

flatulence

[apolinar]

breaks

[toastmasterbone]

seventy-two

[Convert]

plates

[Canesluver]

per

[toastmasterbone]

hectometre

[StormChaserBH]

I

[apolinar]

grope

[StormChaserBH]

for

[ontheboards]

my

[Jay]

air

[toastmasterbone]

PERIOD.

Furthermore

[Shell]

when

[StormChaserBH]

yesterday's

[Shell]

cheese

[Canesluver]

smells

[StormChaserBH]

rather

[superdave]

funky

[caneshockeychick]

the

[DSCanesfan]

dog

[StormChaserBH]

won't

[caneshockeychick]

eat

[Convert]

organic

[toastmasterbone]

prunes

[StormChaserBH]

unless

[Canesluver]

they're

[superdave]

chunky

[Jay]

PERIOD.

Shamwows

[ontheboards]

infommercials

[caneshockeychick]

get

[StormChaserBH]

more

[superdave]

absorbent

[ontheboards]

with

[Jay]

my

[superdave]

Oxy-clean

[toastmasterbone]

complexion

[ontheboards]

PERIOD.

Saunas

[puckin_A]

help

[ontheboards]

naked

[Canesluver]

ugly

[Jay]

dumbasses

[StormChaserBH]

perform

[Canesluver]

alone.

[superdave]

PERIOD.

Internet

[ontheboards]

founder

[Jay]

Al

[Convert]

Iafrate

[superdave]

disputes

[ontheboards]

stimulus

[DSCanesfan]

that

[caneshockeychick]

comes

[DSCanesfan]

with

[superdave]

fries

[DSCanesfan]

and

[caniac369]

ketchup

[StormChaserBH]

because

[DSCanesfan]

it

[ontheboards]

arouses

[caniac369]

turnips

[puck_it]

, just

[caneshockeychick]

like

[StormChaserBH]

President

[caneshockeychick]

Tyler

[caniac369]

cans

BTW- yes, that was meant to be plural...

[ontheboards]

pickles.

[caveman]

PERIOD

Meanwhile

[puck_it]

back

[kermelbar]

at

[caveman]

Neverland

[StormChaserBH]

, Janet

[Convert]

Reno

[DSCanesfan]

ate

[StormChaserBH]

twelve

[CzechIt]

raw

[Jay]

children

Edit: (haha, posted this before "raw" got in before me, and it's even more awesome)

[StormChaserBH]

with

[ontheboards]

Hilary

[Jay]

PERIOD.

HI,

[ontheboards]

o'silver

[superdave]

away

[Convert]

kemosabe

[ontheboards]

you

[toastmasterbone]

creamy

[caniac369]

hippo

[Canesluver]

PERIOD.

Moist

[toastmasterbone]

elves

[CajunCaniac]

smoke

[caneshockeychick]

like

[StormChaserBH]

barbecued

[superdave]

wieners

[ontheboards]

roasting

[puck_it]

in

[caneshockeychick]

pickle

[puck_it]

brine

[superdave]

PERIOD.

Sexually

[StormChaserBH]

adventurous

(this one could get us in trouble!) ;)

[Jay]

reckless

[ontheboards]

hemaphrodites

[Convert]

switch

[Jay]

genders

[caveman]

capriciously

[Jay]

while

[superdave]

riding

[Convert]

electronically

[puck_it]

through

[DSCanesfan]

the

[CzechIt]

fast

[DSCanesfan]

wave

[puck_it]

front

[StormChaserBH]

PERIOD. (or maybe exclamation point)

Caniacs

[DSCanesfan]

unite

[puck_it]

global

[superdave]

warming

[DSCanesfan]

lunatics

[StormChaserBH]

by

[caveman]

proposing

[DSCanesfan]

to

[superdave]

tailgate

[StormChaserBH]

during

[DSCanesfan]

games

[puck_it]

--sans

[superdave]

pants

[ontheboards]

PERIOD.

Oral

[caniac369]

reference

[puck_it]

, not

[toastmasterbone]

mechanical

[DSCanesfan]

issues

[puck_it]

melt

[superdave]

fluidly

[toastmasterbone]

within

[puck_it]

cavities

[superdave]

PERIOD.

Extenze

[StormChaserBH]

, while

[superdave]

working

[Jay]

, is

[ontheboards]

not

[superdave]

recommended

[toastmasterbone]

during

[StormChaserBH]

business

[Convert]

performance

[toastmasterbone]

review

[superdave]

PERIOD.

Pancakes

[caveman]

catapulted

[toastmasterbone]

across

[superdave]

canyons

[ontheboards]

smack

[caneshockeychick]

grandma

[apolinar]

Because

[toastmasterbone]

nudists

[caniac369]

play

[puck_it]

with

[toastmasterbone]

homing

[caniac369]

pigeons

[Jay]

PERIOD.

Buffalo

[caniac369]

sucks.

PERIOD

New Jersey

[toastmasterbone]

prances

[superdave]

daintily

[puck_it]

sucks.

PERIOD

New Jersey

total breach of the rules, but so so worth it

--

upon

[Jay]

a

[puck_it]

soggy

[Jay]

landfill

[caneshockeychick]

with

[puck_it]

lamoriello's

[ontheboards]

thong

[DSCanesfan]

wrapped

[superdave]

around

[Convert]

awkwardly

[StormChaserBH]

on

[Convert]

Marty's

[puck_it]

stick

[superdave]

PERIOD.

Haiku

[StormChaserBH]

writers

[caveman]

confuse

[puck_it]

n00bs

[caneshockeychick]

who

[ontheboards]

isolate

[CzechIt]

radicals

[caneshockeychick]

intent

[caniac369]

on

[Convert]

passive

[superdave]

aggresive

[Jay]

innuendo

[puck_it]

based

[superdave]

upon

[DSCanesfan]

fiction

[ontheboards]

fiction
PERIOD.

Once

[StormChaserBH]

upon

[DSCanesfan]

a

[livinthedream]

midnight

[Convert]

rider

[toastmasterbone]

named

[caniac369]

Sha-nay-nay

[toastmasterbone]

Plungernutz

[Convert]

lobotomies

[superdave]

performed

[ontheboards]

with

[caveman]

jackhammers

[superdave]

result

[ontheboards]

in

[DSCanesfan]

crazy

[Convert]

associations

[DSCanesfan]

with

[caniac369]

Jackalopes

[StormChaserBH]

that

[CzechIt]

sparked

[DSCanesfan]

huge

[puck_it]

flamboyant

[superdave]

plumage

[toastmasterbone]

PERIOD

Friendless

[Convert]

Habs

[StormChaserBH]

and

[superdave]

Slugs

[DSCanesfan]

Suck

[StormChaserBH]

worse

[ontheboards]

than

[puck_it]

fat

[superdave]

sorority

[Convert]

ombudsmen

[toastmasterbone]

who

[puck_it]

lick

[StormChaserBH]

bovine

[superdave]

sized

[DSCanesfan]

cats

[ontheboards]

in

[StormChaserBH]

New

[toastmasterbone]

Delhi

[superdave]

PERIOD.

Hemorrhoids

[StormChaserBH]

appear

[Convert]

closer

[puck_it]

in

[DSCanesfan]

magnifying

[ontheboards]

glasses

[toastmasterbone]

only

[StormChaserBH]

when

[puck_it]

viewed

[Convert]

objectively

[superdave]

while

[DSCanesfan]

eating

[Convert]

elephant

[DSCanesfan]

ears




ETA: This portion has been brought to you by the letter E :)

[StormChaserBH]

covered

[ontheboards]

evenly

[Convert]

with

[DSCanesfan]

every

[superdave]

elligible

[caniac369]

bit

[puck_it]

of

[Convert]

entropy