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RIO
02-09-2004, 04:40 PM
I found them in the back of Aaryn's "Hurri-Den". Some of the tubes look kinda like they were gnawed on, probably by beavers 'cause you know how militant Canadian beavers are after that whole beaver hat fashion incident back in Victorian times. Well, anyway, there's three tanks and one even has some manner of spore accelerator doo-hickey. I recommend picking that up with tongs if you don't want to "get with child". (This warning extends to men as well. Don't kid yourselves into thinking the spores won't get you too.) :crazy:

At any rate, they're covered in NHL team stickers and Canadian beer labels, and since they've obviously been used quite a bit, I'll let them go for a cool $100 a piece. Think about what a conversation starter this would be in your living room! :smoke:

Call me at MY-CLONE. Get it!? MYCLONE? hahahah! ....haha.... *ahem*
:D

Also, Guy would like everyone to know that he's willing to sell his body for a plasma tv. Anyone looking to "take advantage" of this offer should contact Jeff immediately as his docket is booking up rather fast. :evil:

moonstomper
02-09-2004, 06:29 PM
you poor dear, youve finally lost it huh?

*comforting hug*

Dont worry, the nice men in their nice white coats will take you to the nice padded room

Mookie
02-09-2004, 09:16 PM
Hmmm.... $100 a pop... would that be US or CA ? :p

Sorry, Guy. I completely understand your TV desires but I just can't bring myself to "Shell" out that kind of dough. No offense, I'm sure you're worth it. Let me know when the bake sale/car wash take place. :)

jhardman
02-09-2004, 10:14 PM
Hmmm.... $100 a pop... would that be US or CA ? :p

Sorry, Guy. I completely understand your TV desires but I just can't bring myself to "Shell" out that kind of dough. No offense, I'm sure you're worth it. Let me know when the bake sale/car wash take place. :)

Now I know who Mookie is! How's it going, Mr. Fishel?

RIO
02-09-2004, 10:56 PM
Look, people, you just don't realize what a steal these tanks are! A hundred bucks is a DEAL. I mean, we're talking neon colors and a burping Tupperware seal! :smoke:

And Guy will up the ante with a box of circus animal cookies and a promise to powerwash all customers' vinyl siding. :D

Lady J
02-10-2004, 01:08 AM
HEEEEYYYYYY! I better get a share of that money! Wrestling those tanks out of the HurriDen window was murder! Not to mention the "plasma" yuck slopping around in them got all over my shoes.

And Guy would sell Jeremy Roenick into servitude for a transistor radio. He's a fiend.

Guyute
02-10-2004, 09:48 AM
woah woah woah... who said I was throwing in "extras"??? if I'm not enough all by myself, then take your money elsewhere! :p lol

I wouldn't sell JR though... he's a perfect drinkin buddy.