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talkingcanes
03-13-2004, 09:22 AM
at insidecollegehockey.com they have a feature called things found on a napkin. some of them are pretty funny. when reading this list, anyone hear Tripp's voice on some of them :evil:

March 8, 2004
Thirteen signs you're listening to a bad color commentator

• "Hey...there are guys jumping off the bench! And other guys are jumping on! This is pure chaos!"

• "Hockey, as you well know, was invented in Nova Scotia in the 1600's by Puritan leader Robert Hockey."

• "I don't know anything about him as a player, but saying his name makes my tongue tickle!"

• "Stay tuned for the second intermission, when you guys will watch a boring pre-produced feature while I duck into the Blue Line Club for tequila poppers."

• "The boys in the truck bet me 100 bucks I couldn't use the word 'burlap' five times during tonight's broadcast."

• "This winner of this game goes to Disney World."

• "Can't talk now...I'm eating a hot dog."

• "When we talked to Coach, that's exactly what he said he wanted to do. At least that's what I'm told – I overslept and missed the morning skate."

• "Can we show a replay so I can scribble some unintelligible stuff on this telestrator thingy?"

• "I just won tonight’s 50-50 raffle! So long, suckers!"

• "You know what song I like? ‘Wind Beneath My Wings…'"

• "Ooohh…can you turn the channel on that thing? ‘Weird Science’ is on the USA Network!"

• "There’s no question Colin Hemingway will be a better pro than Thomas Vanek."

http://www.insidecollegehockey.com/INCH.htm

Stormbringer
03-13-2004, 09:43 AM
:laugh:

Here's the one that DEFINITELY fits Tripp...

"Can't talk now...I'm eating a hot dog."

:D

Turbulence
03-13-2004, 04:03 PM
No, he actually said something to the effect of "I'm gonna let Aaron take this question, because I'm about to eat a hot dog." a few games back...

Robert Hockey...:laugh:

sandstorm
03-13-2004, 04:33 PM
i laughed so hard at these. The one i think fits is the one about the bet, but insert "any food item" for burlap.

SouthernHockeyChick
03-13-2004, 05:03 PM
"When we talked to Coach, that's exactly what he said he wanted to do. At least that's what I'm told – I overslept and missed the morning skate."

This one hit me as farmiliar, lol.

talkingcanes
03-13-2004, 05:30 PM
Ten things you'll see if there's an NHL work stoppage

• You brag about how many players your school sent to the Deutsche Eishockey Liga.

• Millions of NHL fans thrilled that Dallas Stars' hideous third jerseys will remain in mothballs indefinitely.

• Chris Drury returns to baseball, becomes the first person to win the Hobey, the Calder, and the AL Rookie of the Year award.

• "Bad dorm food" replaces "signing bonus" as the biggest reason for college players to leave school early.

• Instead of watching Caps-Predators and wishing you were at a college game, you're stuck daydreaming during American Idol.

• ESPN NHL Hockey 2005 video game consists of Bob Goodenow and Gary Bettman sitting at a table.

• Quality of play at college hockey alumni games increases exponentially.

• NHL arena operators attempt to make up lost revenue by hosting craft shows, grade school plays and high school proms.

• Television viewers across North America tune in for Saturday staple "Hockey Night in Binghamton."

• New York Rangers enjoy best season in years.