talkingcanes
03-13-2004, 09:22 AM
at insidecollegehockey.com they have a feature called things found on a napkin. some of them are pretty funny. when reading this list, anyone hear Tripp's voice on some of them :evil:
March 8, 2004
Thirteen signs you're listening to a bad color commentator
• "Hey...there are guys jumping off the bench! And other guys are jumping on! This is pure chaos!"
• "Hockey, as you well know, was invented in Nova Scotia in the 1600's by Puritan leader Robert Hockey."
• "I don't know anything about him as a player, but saying his name makes my tongue tickle!"
• "Stay tuned for the second intermission, when you guys will watch a boring pre-produced feature while I duck into the Blue Line Club for tequila poppers."
• "The boys in the truck bet me 100 bucks I couldn't use the word 'burlap' five times during tonight's broadcast."
• "This winner of this game goes to Disney World."
• "Can't talk now...I'm eating a hot dog."
• "When we talked to Coach, that's exactly what he said he wanted to do. At least that's what I'm told – I overslept and missed the morning skate."
• "Can we show a replay so I can scribble some unintelligible stuff on this telestrator thingy?"
• "I just won tonight’s 50-50 raffle! So long, suckers!"
• "You know what song I like? ‘Wind Beneath My Wings…'"
• "Ooohh…can you turn the channel on that thing? ‘Weird Science’ is on the USA Network!"
• "There’s no question Colin Hemingway will be a better pro than Thomas Vanek."
http://www.insidecollegehockey.com/INCH.htm
March 8, 2004
Thirteen signs you're listening to a bad color commentator
• "Hey...there are guys jumping off the bench! And other guys are jumping on! This is pure chaos!"
• "Hockey, as you well know, was invented in Nova Scotia in the 1600's by Puritan leader Robert Hockey."
• "I don't know anything about him as a player, but saying his name makes my tongue tickle!"
• "Stay tuned for the second intermission, when you guys will watch a boring pre-produced feature while I duck into the Blue Line Club for tequila poppers."
• "The boys in the truck bet me 100 bucks I couldn't use the word 'burlap' five times during tonight's broadcast."
• "This winner of this game goes to Disney World."
• "Can't talk now...I'm eating a hot dog."
• "When we talked to Coach, that's exactly what he said he wanted to do. At least that's what I'm told – I overslept and missed the morning skate."
• "Can we show a replay so I can scribble some unintelligible stuff on this telestrator thingy?"
• "I just won tonight’s 50-50 raffle! So long, suckers!"
• "You know what song I like? ‘Wind Beneath My Wings…'"
• "Ooohh…can you turn the channel on that thing? ‘Weird Science’ is on the USA Network!"
• "There’s no question Colin Hemingway will be a better pro than Thomas Vanek."
http://www.insidecollegehockey.com/INCH.htm