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This one made me laugh..
Indian Mating Season
>
> Two Indians and a Kentucky Hillbilly were walking through the woods. All of
> a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely
until he
> heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes
and
> ran into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
> about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No,
It is our
> custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo!
> Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's
> a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us."
>
> Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave,
> stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there
was the
> answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside. He also tore
off his
> clothes and ran into the opening.
>
> The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied
> a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
> opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It
is bigger
> than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in
this
> cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
>
> Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO
> WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced
into the
> cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
>
> The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
>
>
>
>
>
>
> NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
This one made me laugh..
Indian Mating Season
>
> Two Indians and a Kentucky Hillbilly were walking through the woods. All of
> a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely
until he
> heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes
and
> ran into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
> about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No,
It is our
> custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo!
> Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's
> a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us."
>
> Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave,
> stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there
was the
> answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside. He also tore
off his
> clothes and ran into the opening.
>
> The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied
> a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
> opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It
is bigger
> than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in
this
> cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
>
> Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO
> WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced
into the
> cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
>
> The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
>
>
>
>
>
>
> NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
Another one.
One day, Farmer Bob is in town picking up supplies for his farm.
> He stops by the hardware store and picks up a bucket and an
> anvil, then stops by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of
> chickens and a goose.
>
> Farmer Bob, realizing he must find a way to carry all of his
> purchases home, asks the livestock clerk for advice.
>
> The livestock clerk says, "Why don't you put the anvil in the
> bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each
> arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
>
> "Hey, thanks!" says Farmer Bob, and off he goes.
>
> While walking he meets a young woman. She tells him she is lost,
> and asks, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?"
>
> Farmer Bob says, "Well, as a matter of fact, I'm going to visit
> my brother at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take a short cut and
> go down this alley. We'll save half the time to get there."
>
> The girl says, "How do I know that when we get into the alley you
> won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt and ravish
> me?"
>
> Farmer Bob says, "I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens
> and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up
> against the wall and do that?"
>
> The girl replies, "Set the goose down, put the bucket over the
> goose, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the
> chickens."
Another one.
One day, Farmer Bob is in town picking up supplies for his farm.
> He stops by the hardware store and picks up a bucket and an
> anvil, then stops by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of
> chickens and a goose.
>
> Farmer Bob, realizing he must find a way to carry all of his
> purchases home, asks the livestock clerk for advice.
>
> The livestock clerk says, "Why don't you put the anvil in the
> bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each
> arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
>
> "Hey, thanks!" says Farmer Bob, and off he goes.
>
> While walking he meets a young woman. She tells him she is lost,
> and asks, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?"
>
> Farmer Bob says, "Well, as a matter of fact, I'm going to visit
> my brother at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take a short cut and
> go down this alley. We'll save half the time to get there."
>
> The girl says, "How do I know that when we get into the alley you
> won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt and ravish
> me?"
>
> Farmer Bob says, "I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens
> and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up
> against the wall and do that?"
>
> The girl replies, "Set the goose down, put the bucket over the
> goose, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the
> chickens."
Shell
06-08-2006, 08:21 PM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Shell
06-08-2006, 08:21 PM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
:laugh: :laugh:
Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
:laugh: :laugh:
Fernando da Silva
06-24-2006, 04:03 PM
At the 1980 Olympics, Brezhnev begins his speech. "O!" -- applause. "O!" -- more applause. "O!" -- yet more applause. "O!" -- an ovation. "O!!!" -- the whole audience stands up and applauds. An aide comes running to the podium and whispers, "Leonid Ilyich, that's the Olympic rings, you don't need to read it!"
:laugh:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU! :laugh:
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Did you hear the one about the 2 Irishmen who walked out of a bar?................
It could happen.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
AbNormal27
07-05-2006, 10:51 PM
Did you hear aboUt the 2 blondes who walked into a bar? One was hurt, but the other had serious injuries.
Aaryn
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
Bonbonsgrrl
07-06-2006, 01:40 AM
:laugh:
(PG-15)
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I work in a Pharmacy and I HAVE to go tell this to the 3 pharmacists who work there.....especially the lady pharmacist she'll love this...
I'm sure Pharmkat likes it too
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