Return of Commercials From Hell

[Stormbringer]

I decided to revive this topic because I just saw an ad that can put even the Flonaise ad to shame...

On VH1 Classic, they of course show ads for their parent channel, obviously VH1. Well, the new one of those ads just debuted...it's three cheaply animated cats jumping around to some techno tune. One of the cats is fooling around with a turntable while the other two are lip-synching (Complete with human lips!). As for the song itself, I don't know the title, but it features a male voice saying "Looks good, feels good to me." and "Uh-huh, yeah that's right.".

:crazy: Can we say that VH1 is scraping the bottom of the ad idea barrel? :crazy:

[Stormbringer]

I decided to revive this topic because I just saw an ad that can put even the Flonaise ad to shame...

On VH1 Classic, they of course show ads for their parent channel, obviously VH1. Well, the new one of those ads just debuted...it's three cheaply animated cats jumping around to some techno tune. One of the cats is fooling around with a turntable while the other two are lip-synching (Complete with human lips!). As for the song itself, I don't know the title, but it features a male voice saying "Looks good, feels good to me." and "Uh-huh, yeah that's right.".

:crazy: Can we say that VH1 is scraping the bottom of the ad idea barrel? :crazy:

[CaniacKikiBB13]

whoa...fortunately I haven't seen that one yet!! It sounds as worse as that blue jeans commercial with the buffaloes!!

[CaniacKikiBB13]

whoa...fortunately I haven't seen that one yet!! It sounds as worse as that blue jeans commercial with the buffaloes!!

[Turbulence]

How about that Michalina's Frozen Dinners commercial with the macarena song with dubbed in words, with accompanying yoga lady dancing. Number one- I hate the song and I hate the way the yoga lady sings it. Number two- It gets in your head! :mad: :mad:

[Turbulence]

How about that Michalina's Frozen Dinners commercial with the macarena song with dubbed in words, with accompanying yoga lady dancing. Number one- I hate the song and I hate the way the yoga lady sings it. Number two- It gets in your head! :mad: :mad:

[Stormbringer]

Unfortunately but fortunately, I have not seen both of the ads you mentioned CanesGal and Turby...but I have no doubt that they are bad. Especially if one of them uses the Macarena song...ick! :sick:

Edit: Here's a somewhat recent nomination...two words: (in a voice very high on caffeine and sugar) GO YAFFA!!!! :roll:

[Stormbringer]

Unfortunately but fortunately, I have not seen both of the ads you mentioned CanesGal and Turby...but I have no doubt that they are bad. Especially if one of them uses the Macarena song...ick! :sick:

Edit: Here's a somewhat recent nomination...two words: (in a voice very high on caffeine and sugar) GO YAFFA!!!! :roll:

[CaniacPanther]

The most annoying commercials out there are any commercials from Time Warner Cable involving Digital Cable or Road Runner. They show them like EVERY TWO SECONDS and it's always the SAME FRICKIN STUFF...gah, it's ANNOYING! I just want to find the tapes of those commercials and take a sledgehammer to them!

Where's the rant smiley when you need it? Oh well, I'll just use this dude instead..... :mad:

[CaniacPanther]

The most annoying commercials out there are any commercials from Time Warner Cable involving Digital Cable or Road Runner. They show them like EVERY TWO SECONDS and it's always the SAME FRICKIN STUFF...gah, it's ANNOYING! I just want to find the tapes of those commercials and take a sledgehammer to them!

Where's the rant smiley when you need it? Oh well, I'll just use this dude instead..... :mad:

[CaniacKikiBB13]

I must say those RBC Centura commercials were getting pretty annoying too...They'd show the same one over and over agian during commercial breaks when the Hurricanes were playing, I mean I know they're the sponsers, but please have more and better commercials!!!

[CaniacKikiBB13]

I must say those RBC Centura commercials were getting pretty annoying too...They'd show the same one over and over agian during commercial breaks when the Hurricanes were playing, I mean I know they're the sponsers, but please have more and better commercials!!!

[Stormbringer]

I must say those RBC Centura commercials were getting pretty annoying too...They'd show the same one over and over agian during commercial breaks when the Hurricanes were playing, I mean I know they're the sponsers, but please have more and better commercials!!!

Those were bad...I'll never forget the first Canes game of the season they showed on Fox (October 11th against Atlanta), and how a RBC Centura ad came on every five minutes. One of two things would be my reaction after the tenth or so ad...

"Yes, I now know you are the new name and sponsor of the arena formerly known as the Entertainment and Sports Arena! Please shut up!"

or...

"You RBC people sure are doing your darndest to make sure we call the arena the RBC and NOT the ESA..."

Those were followed with a... :roll:

I still like someone's theory that RBC stands for "Really Bad Canes"...as I said before, I hope that only goes for this past season. :crazy:

BTW, am I the only one who found it interesting how whenever those RBC ads said "And the proud sponsor of your Carolina Hurricanes!", they showed a picture from one of the two Detroit Stanley Cup final home games...you know, the home games we lost? Makes sense since RBC Centura is based in Toronto... :roll: :mad:

[Stormbringer]

I must say those RBC Centura commercials were getting pretty annoying too...They'd show the same one over and over agian during commercial breaks when the Hurricanes were playing, I mean I know they're the sponsers, but please have more and better commercials!!!

Those were bad...I'll never forget the first Canes game of the season they showed on Fox (October 11th against Atlanta), and how a RBC Centura ad came on every five minutes. One of two things would be my reaction after the tenth or so ad...

"Yes, I now know you are the new name and sponsor of the arena formerly known as the Entertainment and Sports Arena! Please shut up!"

or...

"You RBC people sure are doing your darndest to make sure we call the arena the RBC and NOT the ESA..."

Those were followed with a... :roll:

I still like someone's theory that RBC stands for "Really Bad Canes"...as I said before, I hope that only goes for this past season. :crazy:

BTW, am I the only one who found it interesting how whenever those RBC ads said "And the proud sponsor of your Carolina Hurricanes!", they showed a picture from one of the two Detroit Stanley Cup final home games...you know, the home games we lost? Makes sense since RBC Centura is based in Toronto... :roll: :mad:

[CaniacKikiBB13]

I still like someone's theory that RBC stands for "Really Bad Canes"...as I said before, I hope that only goes for this past season. :crazy:

BTW, am I the only one who found it interesting how whenever those RBC ads said "And the proud sponsor of your Carolina Hurricanes!", they showed a picture from one of the two Detroit Stanley Cup final home games...you know, the home games we lost? Makes sense since RBC Centura is based in Toronto... :roll: :mad:

yeah I noticed that and I found it very interesting...ughhh I wish it were still the ESA, so simple, so quick to say, no bad theorys about what the letters stand for and best of all, no bad, annoying, over played commercials!!

[CaniacKikiBB13]

I still like someone's theory that RBC stands for "Really Bad Canes"...as I said before, I hope that only goes for this past season. :crazy:

BTW, am I the only one who found it interesting how whenever those RBC ads said "And the proud sponsor of your Carolina Hurricanes!", they showed a picture from one of the two Detroit Stanley Cup final home games...you know, the home games we lost? Makes sense since RBC Centura is based in Toronto... :roll: :mad:

yeah I noticed that and I found it very interesting...ughhh I wish it were still the ESA, so simple, so quick to say, no bad theorys about what the letters stand for and best of all, no bad, annoying, over played commercials!!

[Jeff O Rocks]

Whoever hired the firm that does all the BUD LIGHT commercials ...was a genius...I know this is for the worst ones, but all those commercials make me hoot!! ...the crab in the shell...the dog on the head..the guy crashing through the ceiling!! :D

[Jeff O Rocks]

Whoever hired the firm that does all the BUD LIGHT commercials ...was a genius...I know this is for the worst ones, but all those commercials make me hoot!! ...the crab in the shell...the dog on the head..the guy crashing through the ceiling!! :D

[hyena]

i know this is supposed to be commercials from hell, but your bud light comment, Jeff O, reminded me of one of my favorites.

it's that bud light commercial where the guy breaks through the wall to steal his neighbor's beer. the woman looks in the fridge and starts screaming because she sees his head in there, and when the guy checks the fridge he starts screaming because the bud light is gone. i must have seen that commercial 1000 times but every time it makes me laugh. :D

[hyena]

i know this is supposed to be commercials from hell, but your bud light comment, Jeff O, reminded me of one of my favorites.

it's that bud light commercial where the guy breaks through the wall to steal his neighbor's beer. the woman looks in the fridge and starts screaming because she sees his head in there, and when the guy checks the fridge he starts screaming because the bud light is gone. i must have seen that commercial 1000 times but every time it makes me laugh. :D

[Kat]

Those new Kia ones where the kids beat up on each other are pretty funny too...

-Kat

[Kat]

Those new Kia ones where the kids beat up on each other are pretty funny too...

-Kat

[SouthernHockeyChick]

Don't these threads always seem to turn to commercials we like? Here I go again....I LOVE the Michelin commercial where the guy in the mini-van is mad cause his Michelin Man bobble-head isn't bobbling. So when he stops at the light he starts shaking the crap out of it only to look over and see the actual Michelin Man in the car next to him looking very disapproving. It cracks me up! :beatup:

[SouthernHockeyChick]

Don't these threads always seem to turn to commercials we like? Here I go again....I LOVE the Michelin commercial where the guy in the mini-van is mad cause his Michelin Man bobble-head isn't bobbling. So when he stops at the light he starts shaking the crap out of it only to look over and see the actual Michelin Man in the car next to him looking very disapproving. It cracks me up! :beatup:

[Kat]

I like that one too SHC. Oh well, we are all just post-padders anyhow. :p

-Kat

[Kat]

I like that one too SHC. Oh well, we are all just post-padders anyhow. :p

-Kat

[SouthernHockeyChick]

I like that one too SHC. Oh well, we are all just post-padders anyhow. :p

-Kat

I know I am tonight....I'm a postin' fool! Too nervous about this Detroit game!!! I'd be chewing my nails off without this laptop!

[SouthernHockeyChick]

I like that one too SHC. Oh well, we are all just post-padders anyhow. :p

-Kat

I know I am tonight....I'm a postin' fool! Too nervous about this Detroit game!!! I'd be chewing my nails off without this laptop!

[Stormbringer]

All of the "good commercials" mentioned thus far are indeed funny. My faves out of those are the Bud Light ads about the refrigerator, the crab ("Hello ladies! The ocean is talking, and it is saying...YEOOOOWWWW!!" Something like that... :D), the dog/man acting like he's from Jamaica, the Mini-Fridge robot, and Strongest Man competition; and the Michelin Man bobblehead.

Oh well, we are all just post-padders anyhow. :p

Well, it's not like we have anything better to do between now and the beginning of the 2003-2004 season... :D :p ;)

[Stormbringer]

All of the "good commercials" mentioned thus far are indeed funny. My faves out of those are the Bud Light ads about the refrigerator, the crab ("Hello ladies! The ocean is talking, and it is saying...YEOOOOWWWW!!" Something like that... :D), the dog/man acting like he's from Jamaica, the Mini-Fridge robot, and Strongest Man competition; and the Michelin Man bobblehead.

Oh well, we are all just post-padders anyhow. :p

Well, it's not like we have anything better to do between now and the beginning of the 2003-2004 season... :D :p ;)

[Stormbringer]

:eek2: Oh...my...god... :eek2:

:crazy: I just found out that the ad I described in the post that kicked off this thread is not a one commercial thing...there's a SERIES of them! I just saw an ad featuring a cat adorned like Boy George singing "Karma Chameleon". But, that's not the worst aspect...they actually have a chameleon dancing beside that cat, later accompanied by another cat playing harmonica. :crazy:

Obviously, somebody at VH1 truly loved this site (http://www.rathergood.com/) just a little too much...

[Stormbringer]

:eek2: Oh...my...god... :eek2:

:crazy: I just found out that the ad I described in the post that kicked off this thread is not a one commercial thing...there's a SERIES of them! I just saw an ad featuring a cat adorned like Boy George singing "Karma Chameleon". But, that's not the worst aspect...they actually have a chameleon dancing beside that cat, later accompanied by another cat playing harmonica. :crazy:

Obviously, somebody at VH1 truly loved this site (http://www.rathergood.com/) just a little too much...

[Turbulence]

My fav commercial of the moment is the Sprite(?) commercial....a mascot of a basketball team is running to do a trick dunk. He jumps and a guy from the crowd comes up and lays a major block on the trick-dunk, then celebrates it with his friends. "No Easy Baskets" Seems so stupid in principle, but cracks me up every time!

[Turbulence]

My fav commercial of the moment is the Sprite(?) commercial....a mascot of a basketball team is running to do a trick dunk. He jumps and a guy from the crowd comes up and lays a major block on the trick-dunk, then celebrates it with his friends. "No Easy Baskets" Seems so stupid in principle, but cracks me up every time!

[raleighcanesfan]

I really liked our "Tough Fans" commercial on FSP, where the guy gets hit with darts, then slams his head in the trash recepticle.

THEN...

I found out all the Fox Sports channels do it. I saw one similar on FSP (Fox Sports Pittsburgh) over Christmas. Oh well, still made me laugh the first few times.

[raleighcanesfan]

I really liked our "Tough Fans" commercial on FSP, where the guy gets hit with darts, then slams his head in the trash recepticle.

THEN...

I found out all the Fox Sports channels do it. I saw one similar on FSP (Fox Sports Pittsburgh) over Christmas. Oh well, still made me laugh the first few times.

[Jeff O Rocks]

i know this is supposed to be commercials from hell, but your bud light comment, Jeff O, reminded me of one of my favorites.

it's that bud light commercial where the guy breaks through the wall to steal his neighbor's beer. the woman looks in the fridge and starts screaming because she sees his head in there, and when the guy checks the fridge he starts screaming because the bud light is gone. i must have seen that commercial 1000 times but every time it makes me laugh. :D

I forgot to mention that one Amanda...I lol everytime I see it..what a hoot! :D

...oh and Stormbringer I forgot about the Strongest Man competition...I love that old man with the Cane...when he says..who wants to be the hero??? I roll on that one. :D

[Jeff O Rocks]

i know this is supposed to be commercials from hell, but your bud light comment, Jeff O, reminded me of one of my favorites.

it's that bud light commercial where the guy breaks through the wall to steal his neighbor's beer. the woman looks in the fridge and starts screaming because she sees his head in there, and when the guy checks the fridge he starts screaming because the bud light is gone. i must have seen that commercial 1000 times but every time it makes me laugh. :D

I forgot to mention that one Amanda...I lol everytime I see it..what a hoot! :D

...oh and Stormbringer I forgot about the Strongest Man competition...I love that old man with the Cane...when he says..who wants to be the hero??? I roll on that one. :D

[CaniacKikiBB13]

I love the bud light commercials, especially the ones that are on the radio...they're hilarous! I also like the Michelin commercial from last year where the michelin man is working in the factory and the tires keep going by on a conveyor belt and everytime he sees a new tire he smiles and then when it passes by he cries!! It's really not that funny, but it's kinda cute!! :angel:

[CaniacKikiBB13]

I love the bud light commercials, especially the ones that are on the radio...they're hilarous! I also like the Michelin commercial from last year where the michelin man is working in the factory and the tires keep going by on a conveyor belt and everytime he sees a new tire he smiles and then when it passes by he cries!! It's really not that funny, but it's kinda cute!! :angel:

[talkingcanes]

That one with the Michelin bobble head is great.

I love those "Real Men of Distinction" ads on the radio. Like the "all you can eat buffet inventor". they are a scream.

I just saw one yesterday about contacts. the man is in the bathroom trying to wet his contacts and his eyes talk to him. That was a funny one to me.

I'm not sure I could narrow the bad commercials down to just one. there are SO many bad ones!

[talkingcanes]

That one with the Michelin bobble head is great.

I love those "Real Men of Distinction" ads on the radio. Like the "all you can eat buffet inventor". they are a scream.

I just saw one yesterday about contacts. the man is in the bathroom trying to wet his contacts and his eyes talk to him. That was a funny one to me.

I'm not sure I could narrow the bad commercials down to just one. there are SO many bad ones!

[CaniacKikiBB13]

Those "real men of genius" radio ones are hilarous!! my brother has a CD with about 30 of them on it, everytime I listen to it I almost pee my pants!! :D...Those hockey falls commercials are funny too..The mullets are the perfect touch!!

[CaniacKikiBB13]

Those "real men of genius" radio ones are hilarous!! my brother has a CD with about 30 of them on it, everytime I listen to it I almost pee my pants!! :D...Those hockey falls commercials are funny too..The mullets are the perfect touch!!

[talkingcanes]

real men of genius...........that's it! I knew what I wrote was wrong, but couldn't remember the real title! Thanks.

[talkingcanes]

real men of genius...........that's it! I knew what I wrote was wrong, but couldn't remember the real title! Thanks.

[CaniacKikiBB13]

real men of genius...........that's it! I knew what I wrote was wrong, but couldn't remember the real title! Thanks.
lol :D

[CaniacKikiBB13]

real men of genius...........that's it! I knew what I wrote was wrong, but couldn't remember the real title! Thanks.
lol :D

[Stormbringer]

Those hockey falls commercials are funny too..The mullets are the perfect touch!!

BOTH the TV and radio Hockey Falls ads are brilliant. My favorite of the TV ones is a tie between the ad about the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup team signed jacket being worn into a bar and the ad about Wayne Gretzky being welcomed by the town and his biggest fan ("Dude, he's freaking out the Great One." :D). And, my favorite of the radio ones is a tie between the one where the Hockey Falls guys talk to Gretzky about living in L.A./Hollywood (At one point, Gretzky gets ticked off with them about their not talking about hockey, and they say something like "Dude, you're starting to act like a movie star." :D) and the one where they talk to Barry Melrose about being a "TV star" ("Can we ride in your limo? We can open up the roof window and stick our heads out!" "I told you before, I DON'T HAVE A LIMO!"). Good stuff... :spin:

[Stormbringer]

Those hockey falls commercials are funny too..The mullets are the perfect touch!!

BOTH the TV and radio Hockey Falls ads are brilliant. My favorite of the TV ones is a tie between the ad about the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup team signed jacket being worn into a bar and the ad about Wayne Gretzky being welcomed by the town and his biggest fan ("Dude, he's freaking out the Great One." :D). And, my favorite of the radio ones is a tie between the one where the Hockey Falls guys talk to Gretzky about living in L.A./Hollywood (At one point, Gretzky gets ticked off with them about their not talking about hockey, and they say something like "Dude, you're starting to act like a movie star." :D) and the one where they talk to Barry Melrose about being a "TV star" ("Can we ride in your limo? We can open up the roof window and stick our heads out!" "I told you before, I DON'T HAVE A LIMO!"). Good stuff... :spin:

[opuntia]

There's a car commercial with 4 hockey players riding in a truck (SUV?) that rams into a barrier, and they get out and say "I've been hit harder." I think it's Pronger and Lidstrom or Chellie in the front, but is that Tanabe in the back?

[opuntia]

There's a car commercial with 4 hockey players riding in a truck (SUV?) that rams into a barrier, and they get out and say "I've been hit harder." I think it's Pronger and Lidstrom or Chellie in the front, but is that Tanabe in the back?

[Turbulence]

It's Pronger and Fischer in front, and Tanabe and Timonen(Preds) in the back, if I remember correctly. Good commercial.

[Turbulence]

It's Pronger and Fischer in front, and Tanabe and Timonen(Preds) in the back, if I remember correctly. Good commercial.

[Jeff O Rocks]

I thought the Canes player looks like Craig Adams.. but I have heard that the two in the back are actors.

[Jeff O Rocks]

I thought the Canes player looks like Craig Adams.. but I have heard that the two in the back are actors.

[talkingcanes]

I think that Canes player is Tanabe. Or they've found his double. Wonder if the double can hit? ;)

[talkingcanes]

I think that Canes player is Tanabe. Or they've found his double. Wonder if the double can hit? ;)

[Alicia]

I think that Canes player is Tanabe. Or they've found his double. Wonder if the double can hit? ;)

*heh heh* ;)

[Alicia]

I think that Canes player is Tanabe. Or they've found his double. Wonder if the double can hit? ;)

*heh heh* ;)

[rons#1fan]

I thought the Canes player looks like Craig Adams.. but I have heard that the two in the back are actors.

I heard the two in the back were actors too ???????

[rons#1fan]

I thought the Canes player looks like Craig Adams.. but I have heard that the two in the back are actors.

I heard the two in the back were actors too ???????

[CaniacKikiBB13]

I thought it was Tanabe also, but maybe it is an actor since they don't show him up close... :roll:

[CaniacKikiBB13]

I thought it was Tanabe also, but maybe it is an actor since they don't show him up close... :roll:

[Jeff O Rocks]

I don't remember who told me the two in the back were actors..but I believe if they were real hockey players, they would have been seen at least even if they didn't speak...looks like Craig Adams to me..but I don't believe it is! :D

[Jeff O Rocks]

I don't remember who told me the two in the back were actors..but I believe if they were real hockey players, they would have been seen at least even if they didn't speak...looks like Craig Adams to me..but I don't believe it is! :D

[Stormbringer]

The Cane in the Dodge ad definitely looks more like Craig Adams than Tanabe...I saw the ad last night and looked real carefully. There was no way that could have been Tanabe IMO. Though, I've also heard myself that the Cane and Predator are actors...dagnabit. :sad:

[Stormbringer]

The Cane in the Dodge ad definitely looks more like Craig Adams than Tanabe...I saw the ad last night and looked real carefully. There was no way that could have been Tanabe IMO. Though, I've also heard myself that the Cane and Predator are actors...dagnabit. :sad:

[Jeff O Rocks]

Have you guys seen the commercial during the playoffs, where the guy orders in the burger joint and everyone falls down cause they are on ice...I love it..french fries and things flying in the air..what a hoot!! :D

..and have yall seen the commercial with Rock You Like A Hurricane playing?? I think it is a beer commercial! :cry: :sad:

..and I heard that IS Tanabe in the commercial!!

[Jeff O Rocks]

Have you guys seen the commercial during the playoffs, where the guy orders in the burger joint and everyone falls down cause they are on ice...I love it..french fries and things flying in the air..what a hoot!! :D

..and have yall seen the commercial with Rock You Like A Hurricane playing?? I think it is a beer commercial! :cry: :sad:

..and I heard that IS Tanabe in the commercial!!

[Stormbringer]

..and have yall seen the commercial with Rock You Like A Hurricane playing?? I think it is a beer commercial!

Yep...it is indeed a beer commercial, advertising Coors Light. That semi-techno version of "Rock You Like A Hurricane" is cool...wish I could find it somewhere. Normally, I'm not a huge fan of techno, but if it's done in a way that's cool, fun, spacey/sci-fi-ish, and/or good, I like it.

[Stormbringer]

..and have yall seen the commercial with Rock You Like A Hurricane playing?? I think it is a beer commercial!

Yep...it is indeed a beer commercial, advertising Coors Light. That semi-techno version of "Rock You Like A Hurricane" is cool...wish I could find it somewhere. Normally, I'm not a huge fan of techno, but if it's done in a way that's cool, fun, spacey/sci-fi-ish, and/or good, I like it.

[HubbyHatesHockey]

Have you guys seen the commercial during the playoffs, where the guy orders in the burger joint and everyone falls down cause they are on ice...I love it..french fries and things flying in the air..what a hoot!! :D


I LOVE that commercial!! I was going to post it if it wasn't here already! :D "Let's see you do your job on ice!' Hahahaha!

[HubbyHatesHockey]

Have you guys seen the commercial during the playoffs, where the guy orders in the burger joint and everyone falls down cause they are on ice...I love it..french fries and things flying in the air..what a hoot!! :D


I LOVE that commercial!! I was going to post it if it wasn't here already! :D "Let's see you do your job on ice!' Hahahaha!

[Alicia]

My 3-year-old cracks up at that Powerade commercial with all the hockey hits in it.

[Alicia]

My 3-year-old cracks up at that Powerade commercial with all the hockey hits in it.

[Stormbringer]

My 3-year-old cracks up at that Powerade commercial with all the hockey hits in it.

Wasn't it a Powerade ad that has a dude practically skating/gliding on a board? I only saw that ad once during last season's playoffs, but I bet that was something to catch on camera, let alone actually see in person.

[Stormbringer]

My 3-year-old cracks up at that Powerade commercial with all the hockey hits in it.

Wasn't it a Powerade ad that has a dude practically skating/gliding on a board? I only saw that ad once during last season's playoffs, but I bet that was something to catch on camera, let alone actually see in person.

[hyena]

ok, i am absolutely sick of those 1 800 call att commercials. i can't stand carrot-top. i am not a mean person but i find him to be vile. the guy just freaks me out. i literally turn the channel when one of those commercials comes on. i would seriously take 5 barry melroses and a chopper over carrot-top any day. *shudder* :sick:

just thought i'd share that.

[hyena]

ok, i am absolutely sick of those 1 800 call att commercials. i can't stand carrot-top. i am not a mean person but i find him to be vile. the guy just freaks me out. i literally turn the channel when one of those commercials comes on. i would seriously take 5 barry melroses and a chopper over carrot-top any day. *shudder* :sick:

just thought i'd share that.

[Jeff O Rocks]

i would seriously take 5 barry melroses and a chopper over carrot-top any day. *shudder* :sick:



hyena REALLY, REALLY hates those commercials! :eek2: ;)

[Jeff O Rocks]

i would seriously take 5 barry melroses and a chopper over carrot-top any day. *shudder* :sick:



hyena REALLY, REALLY hates those commercials! :eek2: ;)

[talkingcanes]

i would seriously take 5 barry melroses and a chopper over carrot-top any day. *shudder* :sick:



hyena REALLY, REALLY hates those commercials! :eek2: ;)

I would take Chopper or Tripp *shudder*, but I'd rather be Carrot-Top's roommate than have 5 Barry Melroses. ICK :sick:

[Turbulence]

I would take Chopper or Tripp *shudder*, but I'd rather be Carrot-Top's roommate than have 5 Barry Melroses. ICK :sick:

I'd take someone who's a hockey fan over someone who isn't anyday...even if he is clueless and has a mullet.

Who knows....maybe Carrot Top is a hockey fan too. :crazy:
http://www.state-theatre.com/carrot/carrot-top-photo.jpg

[Jeff O Rocks]

One that kind of "bugs" me...no pun intended...is the termite commercial...where the people have a house made out of concrete or frozen or fans blowing really hard..

[talkingcanes]

[quote="TurbulenceI'd take someone who's a hockey fan over someone who isn't anyday...even if he is clueless and has a mullet.

Who knows....maybe Carrot Top is a hockey fan too. :crazy:
[/quote]


You can learn to be a hockey fan, but you can't unlearn being Melrose :eek:

[Stormbringer]

The funny thing about this Carrot Top vs. Melrose conversation? A couple of my most favorite hockey related ads, both radio and TV, feature Melrose. With that said, I'd have to place my vote with having to see/hear Melrose over Carrot Top, as much as I can't stand both.

[talkingcanes]

just for the record, I think Carrot-Top is deeply obnoxious, but if I HAVE to choose........

I do love those Hockey Falls commercials with Melrose though and hate those phone commercials with Carrot-Top.

[CaniacKikiBB13]

I do love those Hockey Falls commercials with Melrose though and hate those phone commercials with Carrot-Top.

same here

[Jeff O Rocks]

I do love those Hockey Falls commercials with Melrose though and hate those phone commercials with Carrot-Top.

same here

Who are those goofy guys in those commercials??? I like the one where the "dude" buys melted ice when the Bruins won the Cup on it and then his mom throws it away!!

[CaniacKikiBB13]

Who are those goofy guys in those commercials???

I would like to know also.... :roll:

I like the one where the "dude" buys melted ice when the Bruins won the Cup on it and then his mom throws it away!!

lol....the one where a waitress spills water all over the guy's autographed Bruins jacket and wipes all of the signatures off is funny also :spin: !!

[talkingcanes]

the mother in those commercials takes NOTHING off of them! She is a riot.

[HubbyHatesHockey]

Okay, I just saw one I had to add to this thread. The perfect golf club. I feel like I'm trying to be hypnotized into buying it. It is the PERFECT club. Your game WILL get better. BUY the perfect club. Go on, BUY it. It's the PERFECT club. I GUARANTEE it.

AAAIIIIEEEEE! :eek:

[Stormbringer]

All of a sudden, I have the Twilight Zone theme running through my head...that ad sounds like one that would come out of that show. What channel was it on, HHH?

Thought I would add another set of ads I can't stand...have any of you seen the ads for Direct Insurance? Imagine waking up to the following with nary a sip of java...

(in a real thick southern accent) "HI! I'M JACKIE ADAIR FOR DIRECT INSURANCE!" (Something like that...)

What's even worst about these ads is that there's no escaping them...I'll never forget when my folks and I went to Orlando, FL last year, and every other morning there would be an ad for Direct Insurance on the television when I'd wake up...ARRRRGGGGHH!

[HubbyHatesHockey]

What channel was it on, HHH?


It was on ESPN, right before the game. What's funny is my husband keeps asking me if I've seen the Toys R Us commercial with all the bunnies. Bunnies? Toys? I explained that since I've been watching hockey, I only get inundated with LaBatt Blue commercials! I wonder what he's been watching, after all he seems to land on the Lifetime channel with frightening regularity! :crazy:

[Stormbringer]

It was on ESPN, right before the game. What's funny is my husband keeps asking me if I've seen the Toys R Us commercial with all the bunnies. Bunnies? Toys? I explained that since I've been watching hockey, I only get inundated with LaBatt Blue commercials! I wonder what he's been watching, after all he seems to land on the Lifetime channel with frightening regularity! :crazy:

Ah...I know the ad your husband's talking about. It probably isn't being shown anymore since the event it was advertised has passed...it was obviously a Toys R Us ad for a huge Easter sale they were having, and in it, a whole hoarde of rabbits were singing as a way of threatening if Toys R Us didn't hold the sale. I somewhat mentioned that ad here...

http://www.missfantastic.com/stormbringer/scribblings/intros/intro005.htm

[Shell]

I almost posted the golf commercial myself.. I feel like they are trying to either lull me to sleep, or hypnotize me.

[Jeff O Rocks]

Ah...I know the ad your husband's talking about. It probably isn't being shown anymore since the event it was advertised has passed...it was obviously a Toys R Us ad for a huge Easter sale they were having, and in it, a whole hoarde of rabbits were singing as a way of threatening if Toys R Us didn't hold the sale. I somewhat mentioned that ad here...



I LOVED that commercial...those little white bunnies had the cutest voices..they were singing Here Comes Peter Cottontail...and Jeffrey Giraffe says..ok..we will have an Easter sale...too cute! :D

[Stormbringer]

Ah...I know the ad your husband's talking about. It probably isn't being shown anymore since the event it was advertised has passed...it was obviously a Toys R Us ad for a huge Easter sale they were having, and in it, a whole hoarde of rabbits were singing as a way of threatening if Toys R Us didn't hold the sale. I somewhat mentioned that ad here...

I LOVED that commercial...those little white bunnies had the cutest voices..they were singing Here Comes Peter Cottontail...and Jeffrey Giraffe says..ok..we will have an Easter sale...too cute! :D

Oh don't get me wrong...I really liked the Toys R Us Easter ad the only time I saw it. I especially liked Geoffrey saying "OK! OK! We'll have an Easter sale!!". :D

[Shell]

someone I work with loved that Toys R Us commercial and asked me to find it for her. Here it is if anyone wants it:
http://www.filmworkers.com/bunnies/

[Jeff O Rocks]

someone I work with loved that Toys R Us commercial and asked me to find it for her. Here it is if anyone wants it:
http://www.filmworkers.com/bunnies/

Thanks shell...they are so cute!! :D

[Jeff O Rocks]

Have you guys seen that new beer commercial where the woman finds a chicken hanging in her shower and then in another finds a meatloaf in the bed??? It is some kind of beer commercial and her husband is trying to make room for his beer in the fridge...the look on her face and the way she screams is a hoot! :D

[Stormbringer]

Haven't seen that one yet Mona, but I saw a HILARIOUS new "Ah, the power of cheese." ad this morning. Have you guys and gals seen the ad about this pinata at a kid's birthday party filled with cheese? The birthday boy takes the very first whack at the pinata, and the whack is so hard, it sends the pinata flying like a rocket out of the yard and into the sky. A few blocks away, another birthday party is taking place. At this party, a lame magician is performing, causing not only the kids but especially the two dads holding the party getting ready to fall asleep. Suddenly, the pinata comes soaring towards the party, swiping a power line, and causing it to truly become a rocket, and crash into the magician right as he says "And now I'm going to do a disappearing act!" (Something like that.), causing the kids to go wild and after the cheese scattered around. The dads are also in awe, and one of them says...

"Wow...that guy is gifted." (Again, something like that.)

Good stuff... :D

[crazy4canes]

I've seen that one, SB. Hilarious. I crack up everytime. :D

[Stormbringer]

Just discovered a real doozy... (PG-13 alert)

http://www.gulfcoastrealestatenews.com/PR/basketball.mpg

...it's a local ad from California. After viewing it, I don't know whether to laugh or scream. :crazy:

[Jeff O Rocks]

I absolutely hate that commercial for that Michelina's frozen dinners and the woman is in a health club and is singing to the tune of the Macarena!!

:mad:

[Shell]

LOL Fantasti.. that commercial is definitely something else. I'm glad I don't play basketball!

and I definitely agree Mona.. Anything with the macarena is a bad bad thing

[Stormbringer]

Y'know, that Macarena ad for Michelina's has been mentioned three times on this thread now, and I've STILL yet to see it...perhaps I'm blessed. :angel: ;)

[rons#1fan]

I'm kind of sick of those Verizon commericials "Can you hear me now"..HOWEVER when they showed the chimp with the banana in his ear stopping and shaking his head and making noise like he's talking...immitating the Verizon guy...I found that funny... :D

I finally saw the Bud commercial with the shell...that was pretty funny and yes that Macarena/Michelena (whatever) is horrible :sick:

[Jeff O Rocks]

The bug commercials aren't my favorites....the house made of concrete, the hot lights, the freezing cold and the fans blowing everyone around..

[Shell]

Oh thank goodness. Flonase can't run their commercials anymore.. hopefully the new ones they make won't be so awful.

FDA Chastises Glaxo for Misleading Allergy Ads
POSTED: 6:46 a.m. EDT June 25, 2003

WASHINGTON -- The government has ordered a North Carolina-based drug giant to quit running a series of radio and newspaper ads that call the allergy spray Flonase a cost-effective alternative to pricey allergy pills.

The ad campaign urged allergy sufferers to ask their doctor about Flonase, a nasal spray, instead of antihistamine pills like Allegra and Zyrtec. Flonase maker GlaxoSmithKline began the ads shortly after insurance companies raised prices for the pills this spring.

But the Food and Drug Administration says the ads falsely imply that Flonase is fully interchangeable with the other drugs - when in fact, it relieves only nasal symptoms and the pills can relieve itchy allergy-afflicted eyes, too.

Flonase "is neither therapeutically equivalent to the oral antihistamines nor interchangeable with or substitutable for them," the FDA wrote GlaxoSmithKline last week, in a letter posted to the agency's Web site Tuesday.

The ads had already quit running by the time the FDA complained, said Glaxo spokeswoman Lisa Behrens. She said the company thought it had accurately described the differences between Flonase and allergy pills, but that it would "work in compliance with the FDA" in developing future ads.

GlaxoSmithKline has U.S. headquarters in Philadelphia and Research Triangle Park, N.C.

[Stormbringer]

The following has simply got to be one of the most amazing ads I've ever seen...

Eat your heart out Wile E. Coyote. (http://www.snopes.com/autos/business/hondacog.asp)

[folgersnyourcup]

My roommate showed me that commercial a couple months ago. Thanks for posting it here! It's really incredible and I was definitely in awe the first time I watched it! Great fun.

[AbNormal27]

For those of you who haven't seen it, here is the Dairy Queen commercial currently running here in Canada..............http://www.cs.duke.edu/~kathryn/DQ.mpg

The funniest thing about this is....... they made a second commercial with these 2!

Aaryn

[Stormbringer]

:laugh:

The funniest thing about this is....... they made a second commercial with these 2!

Yes and IMO, the one that's showing up in there in the Great White North is the much better of the two. I don't know why, but I just don't find the other one as funny as that one you linked to Aaryn. Thanks! :)

[AbNormal27]

:laugh:

The funniest thing about this is....... they made a second commercial with these 2!

Yes and IMO, the one that's showing up in there in the Great White North is the much better of the two. I don't know why, but I just don't find the other one as funny as that one you linked to Aaryn. Thanks! :)

Sorry, but I'm confused here. There are 2 commercials being shown up here with these 2 goofballs. The second one up here has the guy on left left doing various things to his blizzard (speaking into it like a microphone and saying "Dude, Dude, check one Dude?", and making like it is a horn on an 18 wheeler). Are you seeing a different one or are you seeing the second spot featuring these guys? Do you have a link or could you post it?

Aaryn

[Jeff O Rocks]

We are definitely seeing the one where one of the goofballs is talking to the Blizzard!! :D ...and I have seen the one with the link too!!

Have you guys seen that Toyota commercial where the old man and woman get a great deal?? And as they speed off, she yells, thanks for the handout sucker!! ?? It is hilarious!!!

[Stormbringer]

Sorry, but I'm confused here. There are 2 commercials being shown up here with these 2 goofballs. The second one up here has the guy on left left doing various things to his blizzard (speaking into it like a microphone and saying "Dude, Dude, check one Dude?", and making like it is a horn on an 18 wheeler). Are you seeing a different one or are you seeing the second spot featuring these guys? Do you have a link or could you post it?

I don't have a link, but it's definitely the second spot with the dude speaking to his Blizzard like a microphone. It's funny, but not quite as funny as the one you linked to Aaryn... :)

[moonstomper]

RRRRuffles have RRRRIdges :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[moonstomper]

revived for our favorite commercials from last year

gotta love that BTI commercial with the ringing phones

at least they got rid of that blessed jingle for the RBC centura commercials :)

and rmember to watch for the Erik Cole Mike Easley commercial when Erik refers to Easley as his "Little Girl"

[Lady J]

I gotta say that the Coors commercials are pretty heinous ~ the snow bunnies on ski lifts, the snow bunnies on innertubes, the snow bunnies putting ugly, fat, short little men in bear hugs. I know that most guys dream of washing their eyes out with boobies and all, but please... :p

It doesn't take but a few seconds to figure out who it was that dreamt up the commercials in the first place ( see reference to "ugly, fat, short little men", and put them in business attire. ) :evil:

[Stormbringer]

I gotta say that the Coors commercials are pretty heinous ~ the snow bunnies on ski lifts, the snow bunnies on innertubes, the snow bunnies putting ugly, fat, short little men in bear hugs. I know that most guys dream of washing their eyes out with boobies and all, but please... :p

It doesn't take but a few seconds to figure out who it was that dreamt up the commercials in the first place ( see reference to "ugly, fat, short little men", and put them in business attire. ) :evil:

:laugh:

Even though I've yet to see the Coors ads with the snow bunnies, they sound pretty horrible. :sick: :roll: BUT last night, I did see another new Coors ad that's gotta rank on up there with the others: The one where Kid Rock attends a NFL game. The ad has every sign of being conceived by the very people you mentioned Lady J, along with the added torture of Kid Rock's "music"...to paraphrase David Bowie, that ain't rock and roll, that's genocide.* :sick:

* - Which could also go for the never-could-be-mentioned-enough "THIS Is Hockey!" ad...definitely deserves a little more attention here. ;)

[RIO]

AH, David Bowie. The ever-quotable. The ever-cool. :smoke: He could make these horrid ads stop. Someone send up the Bowie signal.

[Stormbringer]

AH, David Bowie. The ever-quotable. The ever-cool. :smoke: He could make these horrid ads stop. Someone send up the Bowie signal.

:laugh:

But, WHICH Bowie is most suitable for stopping the invasion of godawful ads? Ziggy Stardust Bowie? Aladdin-Sane Bowie? Thin White Duke Bowie? Major Tom Bowie (From the "Ashes To Ashes" music video)?

Heck, forget choosing just one...the whole lot of Bowies should just be persuaded to form a Bowie Corps. The atrociousness factor certain ads possess might take more than one Bowie for elimination.

[moonstomper]

okay guys, I know youve seen this one!

Two men, who dont know each other, settle onto a park bench to enjoy their lunches...Philly Steak and Cheese sandwiches

The first person, noticing that his sandwich is far superior to his peers, decides to comment "Hey, thats not a Quiznos oven-toasted Philly Cheesesteak sub, is it?"

The second man, looks at his regular sub and replies "No, it isnt"

What? Hes not eating a Quiznos oven-toasted sub? shocking :eek: So he asks "Really? Are you a grown man who likes to suckle on the teats of a wolf?"

cuts to picture of second man in full business attire suckling on the teats of a wolf, and the man responds proudly "Yes....Yes I am"





Okay so maybe thats no the way it really happens but still :sick:


Oh yeah, its wierd that I saw that and the Honda Oddysey commercial where the wife says "My husband was raised by wolves" during a special on the Discovery Channel about feral children. :D



ps. Has anyone seen the "Click-it or Ticket" commercial where Cole refers to M8ike Easly as his little girl? Thats my favorite commercial...makes me LOL every time

[RIO]

That Quizno's commercial is just wrong on so many levels. :crazy:

[Stormbringer]

That Quizno's commercial is just wrong on so many levels. :crazy:

What you said...and I've yet to see the thing, thank god. :eek2: :crazy:

[moonstomper]

okay, I dont know how many of youve seen this commercial (yeah, I watch cartoons! wanna fight!?) due to certain age demographics but...

Eggo waffles has recently released "Scooby Doo" waffles, with his face imprinted on the middle of the waffle. Well apparently the ad wizards behind this one forgot that Scooby is a dog, becasue during the commercial they announce (and Im not making this up) that "Scooby Doo has left his mark all over Eggo Waffles!" :eek2: :crazy: :eek: :sick:

[AbNormal27]

LOL, and eww.

Aaryn

[Stormbringer]

:eek2: THAT is scary Moonstomper...but you wanna know what's probably even scarier? With all the piddle and fart jokes prevalent in a lot of childrens' shows/cartoons and movies today, kids probably find Scooby Doo "leaving his mark" downright hilarious or don't get why that is so disgusting.

Speaking of stupid kids...the latest ad campaign from the Realm of the Mouse has me on the edge. I'm sure some, if not most of you have seen the ad/s with the Calvin-like boy going on and on about how he and his family are in Disney World thanks to HIM, HIS ideas, HIS this, HIS that, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda. If you looked up "brat" in your Funk and Wagnalls, a picture of that boy would be right next to it. And while his voice and oral diarrhaea are bad enough, the boy just has that smarta** look and aura about him...but of course, Disney thinks we would find that "cute". :roll:

And while I'm at it...Kirstie Alley and her endorsements for Pier One Imports freak me out. :eek: :crazy:

[Stormbringer]

A little late, but while we're on the subject of nasty advertising for children's products...how about the current slogan for Captain Crunch cereal?

"Crunch-a-tize me, Captain!"

I don't know about the rest of you, but that just doesn't sound right... :eek2: :crazy:

[Stormbringer]

A little late, but while we're on the subject of nasty advertising for children's products...how about the current slogan for Captain Crunch cereal?

"Crunch-a-tize me, Captain!"

I don't know about the rest of you, but that just doesn't sound right... :eek2: :crazy:

[moonstomper]

Ive been Crunch-a-tized before, its not nearly as dirty as you think SB.

[moonstomper]

Ive been Crunch-a-tized before, its not nearly as dirty as you think SB.

[Stormbringer]

Really? (impersonates the Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge guy from Monty Python) What's it like? :D ;)

[Stormbringer]

Really? (impersonates the Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge guy from Monty Python) What's it like? :D ;)

[jhardman]

That Quizno's commercial is just wrong on so many levels. :crazy:

Amen. Couldn't agree more. I hope that ad exec is now unemployed, or at least demoted or fined for bad taste.

The effect on me is "Quizno's: Bad Taste". I haven't been to a Quizno's since I saw that commercial, and may never go back.

[jhardman]

That Quizno's commercial is just wrong on so many levels. :crazy:

Amen. Couldn't agree more. I hope that ad exec is now unemployed, or at least demoted or fined for bad taste.

The effect on me is "Quizno's: Bad Taste". I haven't been to a Quizno's since I saw that commercial, and may never go back.

[Jeff O Rocks]

I hate that phone commercial that is on during our games on FSN.. where all the phones ring at one time in different tones.. that really gets on my nerves..

[Jeff O Rocks]

I hate that phone commercial that is on during our games on FSN.. where all the phones ring at one time in different tones.. that really gets on my nerves..

[talkingcanes]

this is not a commercial from hell (IMO at least) but I love the new Office Max/Office Depot one of them with the song Rubberband Man and he's delivering office supplies and dancing around the office. makes me laugh and sing along (everyone be grateful you don't have to hear that) :D

[talkingcanes]

this is not a commercial from hell (IMO at least) but I love the new Office Max/Office Depot one of them with the song Rubberband Man and he's delivering office supplies and dancing around the office. makes me laugh and sing along (everyone be grateful you don't have to hear that) :D

[rons#1fan]

Not a commercial from hell but funny....the guy who sings the Shania Twain song "Man I feel like a woman" in the SUV with a bunch of guys. That cracks me up.

[rons#1fan]

Not a commercial from hell but funny....the guy who sings the Shania Twain song "Man I feel like a woman" in the SUV with a bunch of guys. That cracks me up.

[RIO]

I hate that phone commercial that is on during our games on FSN.. where all the phones ring at one time in different tones.. that really gets on my nerves..

That one makes me either lunge violently for the volume control on the TV (our set is 15 years old... heh heh) or I try to turtle up in a Zen-like trance and just let the awfullness roll over me like a fetid wave of noise. There's really no other way to cope. hahaha :D

[RIO]

I hate that phone commercial that is on during our games on FSN.. where all the phones ring at one time in different tones.. that really gets on my nerves..

That one makes me either lunge violently for the volume control on the TV (our set is 15 years old... heh heh) or I try to turtle up in a Zen-like trance and just let the awfullness roll over me like a fetid wave of noise. There's really no other way to cope. hahaha :D

[Mookie]

That one makes me either lunge violently for the volume control on the TV (our set is 15 years old... heh heh) ...

Our TV is so old we're just now finding out who shot J.R. Ewing!! ;)

[Mookie]

That one makes me either lunge violently for the volume control on the TV (our set is 15 years old... heh heh) ...

Our TV is so old we're just now finding out who shot J.R. Ewing!! ;)

[AbNormal27]

Our TV is so old we're just now finding out who shot J.R. Ewing!! ;)

OMG, do you still have an 8 track?

Aaryn

[AbNormal27]

Our TV is so old we're just now finding out who shot J.R. Ewing!! ;)

OMG, do you still have an 8 track?

Aaryn

[Mookie]

Our TV is so old we're just now finding out who shot J.R. Ewing!! ;)

OMG, do you still have an 8 track?

Aaryn

I'm savin' up for the high definition version... the HD8T

[Mookie]

Our TV is so old we're just now finding out who shot J.R. Ewing!! ;)

OMG, do you still have an 8 track?

Aaryn

I'm savin' up for the high definition version... the HD8T

[RIO]

That one makes me either lunge violently for the volume control on the TV (our set is 15 years old... heh heh) ...

Our TV is so old we're just now finding out who shot J.R. Ewing!! ;)

hahahahha!! Mooks, you slay me. :D (By the way, they're posting nekkid pictures of you in the Ladies' Thread. Just thought you should know. :smoke: )

[RIO]

That one makes me either lunge violently for the volume control on the TV (our set is 15 years old... heh heh) ...

Our TV is so old we're just now finding out who shot J.R. Ewing!! ;)

hahahahha!! Mooks, you slay me. :D (By the way, they're posting nekkid pictures of you in the Ladies' Thread. Just thought you should know. :smoke: )

[AbNormal27]

(By the way, they're posting nekkid pictures of you in the Ladies' Thread. Just thought you should know. :smoke: )

Is there anyone of us here who has been spared from an appearance in the Ladies thread?

Mookie, she pulled this one on me too. Beware, I hear it's a set-up!

Aaryn

[AbNormal27]

(By the way, they're posting nekkid pictures of you in the Ladies' Thread. Just thought you should know. :smoke: )

Is there anyone of us here who has been spared from an appearance in the Ladies thread?

Mookie, she pulled this one on me too. Beware, I hear it's a set-up!

Aaryn

[RIO]

Mookie, she pulled this one on me too. Beware, I hear it's a set-up!

Aaryn

*soothingly* Now now, young man. I think you should put down that brown bag full of glue and talk to us calmly and rationally. There's no conspiracy here. We're all friends. Yes. FRIENDS. *motions quickly to the White Coats to come get Aaryn*

:evil:

[RIO]

Mookie, she pulled this one on me too. Beware, I hear it's a set-up!

Aaryn

*soothingly* Now now, young man. I think you should put down that brown bag full of glue and talk to us calmly and rationally. There's no conspiracy here. We're all friends. Yes. FRIENDS. *motions quickly to the White Coats to come get Aaryn*

:evil:

[Jeff O Rocks]

(By the way, they're posting nekkid pictures of you in the Ladies' Thread. Just thought you should know. :smoke: )

Is there anyone of us here who has been spared from an appearance in the Ladies thread?

Mookie, she pulled this one on me too. Beware, I hear it's a set-up!

Aaryn

Who told Aaryn about the nekkid pic??? It was supposed to be our little secret... and I know Mookie..he won't mind!! :kiss: ;) now.. rons#1 might be a different story.. :beatup:

[Jeff O Rocks]

(By the way, they're posting nekkid pictures of you in the Ladies' Thread. Just thought you should know. :smoke: )

Is there anyone of us here who has been spared from an appearance in the Ladies thread?

Mookie, she pulled this one on me too. Beware, I hear it's a set-up!

Aaryn

Who told Aaryn about the nekkid pic??? It was supposed to be our little secret... and I know Mookie..he won't mind!! :kiss: ;) now.. rons#1 might be a different story.. :beatup:

[moonstomper]

click HERE to see me nekkid

[moonstomper]

click HERE to see me nekkid

[Jeff O Rocks]

click HERE to see me nekkid

I admit it, I am a freak and clicked to see you and the link didn't work...or wasn't there one and you just wanted to see who would try?? LMAO

[Jeff O Rocks]

click HERE to see me nekkid

I admit it, I am a freak and clicked to see you and the link didn't work...or wasn't there one and you just wanted to see who would try?? LMAO

[moonstomper]

click HERE to see me nekkid

I admit it, I am a freak and clicked to see you and the link didn't work...or wasn't there one and you just wanted to see who would try?? LMAO

pervert :p

[moonstomper]

click HERE to see me nekkid

I admit it, I am a freak and clicked to see you and the link didn't work...or wasn't there one and you just wanted to see who would try?? LMAO

pervert :p

[Jeff O Rocks]

click HERE to see me nekkid

I admit it, I am a freak and clicked to see you and the link didn't work...or wasn't there one and you just wanted to see who would try?? LMAO

pervert :p

**Goes to meeting.. hello my name is Mona and I am a pervert** :p ;)

[Jeff O Rocks]

click HERE to see me nekkid

I admit it, I am a freak and clicked to see you and the link didn't work...or wasn't there one and you just wanted to see who would try?? LMAO

pervert :p

**Goes to meeting.. hello my name is Mona and I am a pervert** :p ;)

[RIO]

click HERE to see me nekkid

I clicked too!!! :D False advertising, you yellow-peeled tease!! :p

[RIO]

click HERE to see me nekkid

I clicked too!!! :D False advertising, you yellow-peeled tease!! :p

[Jeff O Rocks]

click HERE to see me nekkid

I clicked too!!! :D False advertising, you yellow-peeled tease!! :p

Me thinks I will make some.........BANANA pudding.. gets out hammer to smash bananas.... :evil: :evil: :p

[Jeff O Rocks]

click HERE to see me nekkid

I clicked too!!! :D False advertising, you yellow-peeled tease!! :p

Me thinks I will make some.........BANANA pudding.. gets out hammer to smash bananas.... :evil: :evil: :p

[Stormbringer]

Soooooo... :crazy: What do y'all think of this year's Super Bowl ads? Other than the Bud Light(?) ad with the horse's fart being lit by a candle, there haven't been that many great ads to me...

[Stormbringer]

Soooooo... :crazy: What do y'all think of this year's Super Bowl ads? Other than the Bud Light(?) ad with the horse's fart being lit by a candle, there haven't been that many great ads to me...

[rons#1fan]

click HERE to see me nekkid

I clicked too!!! :D False advertising, you yellow-peeled tease!! :p

Crap...I clicked too...here I'm clicking to see moonstomper and never even investigated the Mookie rumor...maybe cause I'm too familiar with that scenario...oooops...did I say that....??? :angel: Love ya babe :D

[rons#1fan]

click HERE to see me nekkid

I clicked too!!! :D False advertising, you yellow-peeled tease!! :p

Crap...I clicked too...here I'm clicking to see moonstomper and never even investigated the Mookie rumor...maybe cause I'm too familiar with that scenario...oooops...did I say that....??? :angel: Love ya babe :D

[Jeff O Rocks]

I liked the little donkey that wanted to be a Clydesdale.. :D and the Subway commercial were people were bad and that kite made someone fall into the pond and the old man put the gate down on the guy's head in the convertible!! :D

[Jeff O Rocks]

I liked the little donkey that wanted to be a Clydesdale.. :D and the Subway commercial were people were bad and that kite made someone fall into the pond and the old man put the gate down on the guy's head in the convertible!! :D

[Stormbringer]

I liked the little donkey that wanted to be a Clydesdale.. :D

Yeah, that was funny and cute at the same time. :D

While we're at it...what is your most favorite Super Bowl ad ever? Though there have been so many good ones, mine would have to be the E-Trade ad from 1999(?) where they showed two old men sitting around with a monkey jumping around them for a whole minute. Then it says "We wasted our $2 million so you won't waste yours.". Good stuff... :D

[Stormbringer]

I liked the little donkey that wanted to be a Clydesdale.. :D

Yeah, that was funny and cute at the same time. :D

While we're at it...what is your most favorite Super Bowl ad ever? Though there have been so many good ones, mine would have to be the E-Trade ad from 1999(?) where they showed two old men sitting around with a monkey jumping around them for a whole minute. Then it says "We wasted our $2 million so you won't waste yours.". Good stuff... :D

[RIO]

The letch in the Subway commercial trying to pick up chicks with puppies and kittens was a freakin' scream. :D

[RIO]

The letch in the Subway commercial trying to pick up chicks with puppies and kittens was a freakin' scream. :D

[jhardman]

I guess I'm showing my age, but I thought the Super Bowl halftime, and almost all the commercials were in generally poor taste. I liked the Subway commercial and the donkey/Clydesdale commercial a lot, but the rest were pretty base. Big F to CBS for the Super Bowl sidelights.

Hell of a game though.

[jhardman]

I guess I'm showing my age, but I thought the Super Bowl halftime, and almost all the commercials were in generally poor taste. I liked the Subway commercial and the donkey/Clydesdale commercial a lot, but the rest were pretty base. Big F to CBS for the Super Bowl sidelights.

Hell of a game though.

[Mookie]

I've gotta agree with you, J-man. I can see that the marketing people really do focus in on the younger crowd, (younger then me, anyway!), cause I didn't care for any of the halftime show. Lot of crap... I mean rap, or hippo pop or whatever the heck it's called this week. It's really a shame because I think maybe a few of these performers can actually carry a tune, but chose to "sell out" instead. Kid Rock's duet with Sheryl Crow on "Picture" is the only time I've ever heard him have any talent. But from what I've heard, the music people told him he'd never make it that way and told him instead to sing.... what do you youngin's call his style of music now? Whatever. Apparently he's selling more albums this way. Thank goodness "Picture" ended up on Sheryl's greatest hits CD.

[Mookie]

I've gotta agree with you, J-man. I can see that the marketing people really do focus in on the younger crowd, (younger then me, anyway!), cause I didn't care for any of the halftime show. Lot of crap... I mean rap, or hippo pop or whatever the heck it's called this week. It's really a shame because I think maybe a few of these performers can actually carry a tune, but chose to "sell out" instead. Kid Rock's duet with Sheryl Crow on "Picture" is the only time I've ever heard him have any talent. But from what I've heard, the music people told him he'd never make it that way and told him instead to sing.... what do you youngin's call his style of music now? Whatever. Apparently he's selling more albums this way. Thank goodness "Picture" ended up on Sheryl's greatest hits CD.

[AbNormal27]

I've gotta agree with you, J-man. I can see that the marketing people really do focus in on the younger crowd, (younger then me, anyway!), cause I didn't care for any of the halftime show. Lot of crap... I mean rap, or hippo pop or whatever the heck it's called this week. It's really a shame because I think maybe a few of these performers can actually carry a tune, but chose to "sell out" instead. Kid Rock's duet with Sheryl Crow on "Picture" is the only time I've ever heard him have any talent. But from what I've heard, the music people told him he'd never make it that way and told him instead to sing.... what do you youngin's call his style of music now? Whatever. Apparently he's selling more albums this way. Thank goodness "Picture" ended up on Sheryl's greatest hits CD.

Heh, I'll sit throught some sell-outs to see some Janet Jackson boob, but that's just me, I guess.

Aaryn

[AbNormal27]

I've gotta agree with you, J-man. I can see that the marketing people really do focus in on the younger crowd, (younger then me, anyway!), cause I didn't care for any of the halftime show. Lot of crap... I mean rap, or hippo pop or whatever the heck it's called this week. It's really a shame because I think maybe a few of these performers can actually carry a tune, but chose to "sell out" instead. Kid Rock's duet with Sheryl Crow on "Picture" is the only time I've ever heard him have any talent. But from what I've heard, the music people told him he'd never make it that way and told him instead to sing.... what do you youngin's call his style of music now? Whatever. Apparently he's selling more albums this way. Thank goodness "Picture" ended up on Sheryl's greatest hits CD.

Heh, I'll sit throught some sell-outs to see some Janet Jackson boob, but that's just me, I guess.

Aaryn

[tommy]

"Jerry Jones" doing backflips while prominent players out of the playoffs sing "Tommorrow"? Instant classic, albeit somewhat disturbing to see Warren Sapp dressed like that. LOL.

ESPN.com summed it up well: "Only the NFL can get you excited about 2005, when there's a good hour and a half left in the season."

[tommy]

"Jerry Jones" doing backflips while prominent players out of the playoffs sing "Tommorrow"? Instant classic, albeit somewhat disturbing to see Warren Sapp dressed like that. LOL.

ESPN.com summed it up well: "Only the NFL can get you excited about 2005, when there's a good hour and a half left in the season."

[Turbulence]

Yea the NFL Channel commercial with Parcells, Jones, Sapp and the boys singing was the best.....absolute hillarity.
Overall I found the commercials this year to be a bit down in quality from the past few...maybe they'll pick it up next year...

I have to agree, SB....the ETrade commercial was the best ever. :D

[Turbulence]

Yea the NFL Channel commercial with Parcells, Jones, Sapp and the boys singing was the best.....absolute hillarity.
Overall I found the commercials this year to be a bit down in quality from the past few...maybe they'll pick it up next year...

I have to agree, SB....the ETrade commercial was the best ever. :D

[JaroFan]

I liked the Mastercard commercial with the Simpsons. The Expedia.com one was kind of funny, but not Superbowl crazy funny.

[JaroFan]

I liked the Mastercard commercial with the Simpsons. The Expedia.com one was kind of funny, but not Superbowl crazy funny.

[moonstomper]

I lked the FedEx one where they had the alien with a human mask, the Bud commercial with the yelling wife, and uh...I think those are the only ones that actually made me lol

and of course I liked The Simpsons one

I hated the car commercial where there was no sound at first. that just bugs me. It reminded me of the time I was watching football at a sportsbar, and this old man somehow got his hands on the remote, and kept muting the commercials. "I dont wanna listen to ads" hed explain. Then wed have 2 minutes of ackward silence. He was weird, sometimes hed forget to mute it, and Id make a joke about one of the commercials, which would remind him "Hey, Im listening to ads!" and promptly mute it. :D

[moonstomper]

I lked the FedEx one where they had the alien with a human mask, the Bud commercial with the yelling wife, and uh...I think those are the only ones that actually made me lol

and of course I liked The Simpsons one

I hated the car commercial where there was no sound at first. that just bugs me. It reminded me of the time I was watching football at a sportsbar, and this old man somehow got his hands on the remote, and kept muting the commercials. "I dont wanna listen to ads" hed explain. Then wed have 2 minutes of ackward silence. He was weird, sometimes hed forget to mute it, and Id make a joke about one of the commercials, which would remind him "Hey, Im listening to ads!" and promptly mute it. :D

[tommy]

He was weird, sometimes hed forget to mute it, and Id make a joke about one of the commercials, which would remind him "Hey, Im listening to ads!" and promptly mute it. :D

LMAO!!! :laugh:

Also, the first good car commercial ever made in the history of automobiles was shown last night... the one with the kids with bars of soap in their mouths... anyone see that one?

[tommy]

He was weird, sometimes hed forget to mute it, and Id make a joke about one of the commercials, which would remind him "Hey, Im listening to ads!" and promptly mute it. :D

LMAO!!! :laugh:

Also, the first good car commercial ever made in the history of automobiles was shown last night... the one with the kids with bars of soap in their mouths... anyone see that one?

[RIO]

I hated the car commercial where there was no sound at first. that just bugs me.

What a silly story! Everyone knows bananas don't have ears! :evil:

[RIO]

I hated the car commercial where there was no sound at first. that just bugs me.

What a silly story! Everyone knows bananas don't have ears! :evil:

[Lady J]

I hated the car commercial where there was no sound at first. that just bugs me.

What a silly story! Everyone knows bananas don't have ears! :evil:

Or legs, or eyeballs for that matter. That picture he's sporting is SUCH a con. :evil:

[Lady J]

I hated the car commercial where there was no sound at first. that just bugs me.

What a silly story! Everyone knows bananas don't have ears! :evil:

Or legs, or eyeballs for that matter. That picture he's sporting is SUCH a con. :evil:

[rons#1fan]

Also, the first good car commercial ever made in the history of automobiles was shown last night... the one with the kids with bars of soap in their mouths... anyone see that one?

We saw it! It WAS pretty funny!

[rons#1fan]

Also, the first good car commercial ever made in the history of automobiles was shown last night... the one with the kids with bars of soap in their mouths... anyone see that one?

We saw it! It WAS pretty funny!

[moonstomper]

I hated the car commercial where there was no sound at first. that just bugs me.

What a silly story! Everyone knows bananas don't have ears! :evil:

Or legs, or eyeballs for that matter. That picture he's sporting is SUCH a con. :evil:

*taunts* Is not! :p

[moonstomper]

I hated the car commercial where there was no sound at first. that just bugs me.

What a silly story! Everyone knows bananas don't have ears! :evil:

Or legs, or eyeballs for that matter. That picture he's sporting is SUCH a con. :evil:

*taunts* Is not! :p

[RIO]

Bananas don't have tongues either. :roll: :p

[RIO]

Bananas don't have tongues either. :roll: :p

[Mookie]

Bananas don't have tongues either. :roll: :p

But do they have appeal?

I know, that was bad. But it's okay... I had Subway for lunch! :D

[Mookie]

Bananas don't have tongues either. :roll: :p

But do they have appeal?

I know, that was bad. But it's okay... I had Subway for lunch! :D

[RIO]

No more Pixie stix ... I mean DUST, for *you*, mister. :D

[RIO]

No more Pixie stix ... I mean DUST, for *you*, mister. :D

[Jeff O Rocks]

Bananas don't have tongues either. :roll: :p

But do they have appeal?

I know, that was bad. But it's okay... I had Subway for lunch! :D

That was pretty bad Mook..but you did have Subway for lunch so we will forgive you.. ;)

[Jeff O Rocks]

Bananas don't have tongues either. :roll: :p

But do they have appeal?

I know, that was bad. But it's okay... I had Subway for lunch! :D

That was pretty bad Mook..but you did have Subway for lunch so we will forgive you.. ;)

[Mookie]

That was pretty bad Mook..but you did have Subway for lunch so we will forgive you.. ;)

Pheeew! Thanks, Monie. You have no idea how much guilt I'd be feeling without your blessing... :angel: ;)

[Mookie]

That was pretty bad Mook..but you did have Subway for lunch so we will forgive you.. ;)

Pheeew! Thanks, Monie. You have no idea how much guilt I'd be feeling without your blessing... :angel: ;)

[Jeff O Rocks]

That was pretty bad Mook..but you did have Subway for lunch so we will forgive you.. ;)

Pheeew! Thanks, Monie. You have no idea how much guilt I'd be feeling without your blessing... :angel: ;)

Hey I'm "almost" a nun... my blessings are special!! :D ;)

[Jeff O Rocks]

That was pretty bad Mook..but you did have Subway for lunch so we will forgive you.. ;)

Pheeew! Thanks, Monie. You have no idea how much guilt I'd be feeling without your blessing... :angel: ;)

Hey I'm "almost" a nun... my blessings are special!! :D ;)

[Stormbringer]

http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/nutrigrain.html

I know Nutrigrain bars are good for you and all...but, I'm not sure I want to be feeling *that* great. :eek2: :crazy:

[tommy]

Okaaaaaay.... :crazy:

[rons#1fan]

I don't think we'll be seeing that on primetime! :crazy:

[tommy]

http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/thecure.html

Here's one from that same site: this one is Starbucks... Enjoy... yeaaah...

And OMG this one is great!!! http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/nebob.html (Budweiser)

[Stormbringer]

http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/thecure.html

Here's one from that same site: this one is Starbucks... Enjoy... yeaaah...

I think I yawned about five times while watching that thing...absolute proof of yawning being "contagious".

And OMG this one is great!!! http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/nebob.html (Budweiser)

Now THAT'S a bottle of beer!! :spin: :D

Here's another goodie from Turnpike Films...for Nintendo:

http://www.turnpikefilms.com/spots/pinata.html

[moonstomper]

Have any of you seen that commercial when the husband walk in while his wife is enjoying some KFC chicken strips? and she keeps referring to them as Kitchen Strips? That bugs me so much....this is how Id be

Me: So, your enjoying some chicken strips

her: Kitchen strips

Me: No, chicken strips

her: Thats what I said, Kitchen strips

This is where I would grab a fork and stab her, several times

[Mookie]

...This is where I would grab a fork and stab her, several times

That's what we like to see, Stabby... er, I mean Stompy. The other white fruit sticking up for the other white meat (or is chicken the other white meat?) ;)

[Jeff O Rocks]

stompy is vicious... I bet he threatens his yellow friend everyday if he acts up... *banana milkshake.. banana split..don't make me...** :D :p

[tommy]

Have any of you seen that commercial when the husband walk in while his wife is enjoying some KFC chicken strips? and she keeps referring to them as Kitchen Strips? That bugs me so much....this is how Id be

Me: So, your enjoying some chicken strips

her: Kitchen strips

Me: No, chicken strips

her: Thats what I said, Kitchen strips

This is where I would grab a fork and stab her, several times

LMAO!!!!! OMG my friend and I joke about this commercial SO MUCH!!! We agreed that we would, at that point, look for a sawed-off shotgun that might have accidentally been left in the kitchen. (Don't ask.)

[moonstomper]

Have any of you seen that commercial when the husband walk in while his wife is enjoying some KFC chicken strips? and she keeps referring to them as Kitchen Strips? That bugs me so much....this is how Id be

Me: So, your enjoying some chicken strips

her: Kitchen strips

Me: No, chicken strips

her: Thats what I said, Kitchen strips

This is where I would grab a fork and stab her, several times

LMAO!!!!! OMG my friend and I joke about this commercial SO MUCH!!! We agreed that we would, at that point, look for a sawed-off shotgun that might have accidentally been left in the kitchen. (Don't ask.)

LOL, thanks Tommy, Im glad you share my rage :mad: :)

[moonstomper]

stompy is vicious... I bet he threatens his yellow friend everyday if he acts up... *banana milkshake.. banana split..don't make me...** :D :p

LOL, I wish. But we both know who the hothead of this relationhip is

[tommy]

Speaking of bananas... seen that Sonic commercial?

Man in car: (to person taking order) Wow, this milkshake, tastes like banana.

Other man: Yeah, very banana-y.

Man: What did you put in here to make it taste so much like bananas?

Woman taking order: Bananas.

Two men exchange blank looks for 10 seconds.

Then the commercial voice proceeds to tell us that Sonic has been so bold as to put bananas in banana shakes. :gasp:

STUUUUUPID!

[Stormbringer]

Both aforementioned ads are INCREDIBLY dumb...normally, I don't let the stupidity/nastiness of certain ads make me quit using products/going to places (Quizno's ads, while weird, haven't stopped me from eating there). BUT, Sonic's is *so* dumb that I cannot help but avoid them currently. Though, my family and I's experience with the service at both the Raleigh and Wake Forest locations have helped in the avoiding of Sonic...

That KFC "kitchen strip" ad certainly must die too...

And even though I posted it in another thread earlier, this (http://www.snickers.fi/include/rytmikypara.mpg) deserves mention here.

[SouthernHockeyChick]

Clearly, you all are not fans of banana milkshakes if you think those ads are dumb. If you're a connoisseuir banana milkshakes you're aware that very few places actually make their milkshakes with real banana. As a matter of fact, when we were in Disney and were at the ESPN Club watching one of the games I ordered their banana milkshake thinking that surely they would know how to do it up right. WRONG!! It was, as most are, flavored with some disgusting artificial crap. How hard is it to put a real damn banana in a shake? I'm always afraid to order one if I don't know for sure because that artificial crap is awful and most places will even lie (or their servers just don't know) and tell you there are real bananas when there aren't. I get the ads completely. Glad to know Sonic makes 'em right. :)

[gocaneshockey]

I absolutely HATE the Hardees commercial. :mad: :mad: :sick: They are so stupid. I mute the T.V. everytime they come on. They pick one commercial and show it on every commercial break. After awhile they pick a new commercial and show it over and over and over again.

[AbNormal27]

Sorry, but I still love these guys, even though most hate them. Without naming the company....................

5 words..................

"Dude. Dude. Check one, Dude."

I can't wait for this year's spots to come out for them. LOFL!

Aaryn

[moonstomper]

I absolutely HATE the Hardees commercial. :mad: :mad: :sick: They are so stupid. I mute the T.V. everytime they come on. They pick one commercial and show it on every commercial break. After awhile they pick a new commercial and show it over and over and over again.

you mean like this one?

"I just got off a modeling shoot where we dressed as construction workers, and was starving. The only place around was a Hardees. Now, I have heard some pretty god-awful things about Hardees, you know, that their kitchen is a cesspool of grime and disease, but hey, I was hungry. Now dont tell anyone, but it was really good!"

I hate them too :mad:

[Stormbringer]

I absolutely HATE the Hardees commercial. :mad: :mad: :sick: They are so stupid. I mute the T.V. everytime they come on. They pick one commercial and show it on every commercial break. After awhile they pick a new commercial and show it over and over and over again.

you mean like this one?

"I just got off a modeling shoot where we dressed as construction workers, and was starving. The only place around was a Hardees. Now, I have heard some pretty god-awful things about Hardees, you know, that their kitchen is a cesspool of grime and disease, but hey, I was hungry. Now dont tell anyone, but it was really good!"

I hate them too :mad:

THANK YOU. Of all the ads being played to the point of overkill during Canes games (which is, well, all of them :crazy:), the Hardee's ones grate on my nerves the most. Especially that one with the dork who seems to enjoy his job of making beef patties a little too much...

[SouthernHockeyChick]

Especially that one with the dork who seems to enjoy his job of making beef patties a little too much...

Oh, you mean Mr "I about fell out the boat"?:roll: Yeah, dude, we wish you had.

[moonstomper]

agreed, that guy is creepy. Hes got no lips, like Jabba the Hutt

[guinevere]

I hate the maniacal electronic baby sounds Rex commercial... that one makes my whole family twitch uncontrollably.

[Shell]

Oh, you mean Mr "I about fell out the boat"?:roll: Yeah, dude, we wish you had.

It's where he says "Now this beats off" that is scary to me.. Guyute insists that it is "This beats all" because he can translate SC dialect, but I disagree ;)

[SouthernHockeyChick]

Well, now, I can tell you that is SHOULD be "this beats all" but I can't attest to what the moron is actually saying as I don't even translate whatever messed up dialect that is! LOL And we all KNOW I'm a hick! ;)

[Jeff O Rocks]

Well, now, I can tell you that is SHOULD be "this beats all" but I can't attest to what the moron is actually saying as I don't even translate whatever messed up dialect that is! LOL And we all KNOW I'm a hick! ;)

**raises hand..I'm a hick too**.. :D His accent almost sounds like a Texan..

[Shell]

nope, not Texan.. I had a wicked bad Texas accent when I moved to NY heh. Jeff swears SC and he used to live there so I went with that..

[tommy]

Especially that one with the dork who seems to enjoy his job of making beef patties a little too much...

Oh, you mean Mr "I about fell out the boat"?:roll: Yeah, dude, we wish you had.

"And he wanted it made outta Angus beef...

...The bist yoo kin baah!"

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :beatup: :beatup: :eek:

[Stormbringer]

Especially that one with the dork who seems to enjoy his job of making beef patties a little too much...

Oh, you mean Mr "I about fell out the boat"?:roll: Yeah, dude, we wish you had.

"And he wanted it made outta Angus beef...

...The bist yoo kin baah!"

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :beatup: :beatup: :eek:

http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

[ONeillsNo1Fan]

LMAO...sounded just like him. :D

[RIO]

That's because Tommy is channeling the Ridiculous Angus Beef Man!! Out!! Out, foul demons of Hardee's!!! :crazy:

[sandstorm]

He's been making them ALL HIS LIFE and obviously eating them too!

[RIO]

He's been making them ALL HIS LIFE and obviously eating them too!

Atleast that's better than Clearly Malnourished Ray who apparently has a very low IQ due to his parents eating large quantities of the UNACCEPTABLE beef patties made by the Ridiculous Angus Beef Man.

It's a vicious cycle.

[Mookie]

He's been making them ALL HIS LIFE and obviously eating them too!

heehee... it's the only way he can "get enough meat, man!".
Apparently these folks don't shop Winne-Dixie ;)