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apolinar
06-17-2006, 10:18 PM
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the f### happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my aXX from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these *******s. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

apolinar
06-17-2006, 10:18 PM
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the f### happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my aXX from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these *******s. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

apolinar
06-17-2006, 10:25 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my HURRICANES, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

apolinar
06-17-2006, 10:25 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my HURRICANES, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

apolinar
06-17-2006, 10:39 PM
The only way to escape the corruption of praise is to go on working...There is nothing else.

Albert Einstein

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity, it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high. Look it squarely in the eye, and say, "I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.

Ann Landers

It is surmounting difficulties that makes heroes.

Louis Kossuth

Triumphs without difficulties are empty. Indeed, it is difficulties that make the triumph. It is no feat to travel the smooth road. (right detroit?)

anon

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.

Mother Teresa

Don't give up. Don't ever give up

Valvano

apolinar
06-17-2006, 10:39 PM
The only way to escape the corruption of praise is to go on working...There is nothing else.

Albert Einstein

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity, it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high. Look it squarely in the eye, and say, "I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.

Ann Landers

It is surmounting difficulties that makes heroes.

Louis Kossuth

Triumphs without difficulties are empty. Indeed, it is difficulties that make the triumph. It is no feat to travel the smooth road. (right detroit?)

anon

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.

Mother Teresa

Don't give up. Don't ever give up

Valvano

tommy
06-18-2006, 12:06 AM
Third time's a charm. - Anonymous.

tommy
06-18-2006, 12:06 AM
Third time's a charm. - Anonymous.

Night Train
06-18-2006, 01:18 AM
Well, I was going to start this thread, but it has already been done far better than I could...

Bravo! Well done!

Night Train
06-18-2006, 01:18 AM
Well, I was going to start this thread, but it has already been done far better than I could...

Bravo! Well done!

CANESFREAKinDET
06-18-2006, 01:21 AM
Third time's a charm. - Anonymous.

That went through my mind during the game! :D And I agree, great thread!!

CANESFREAKinDET
06-18-2006, 01:21 AM
Third time's a charm. - Anonymous.

That went through my mind during the game! :D And I agree, great thread!!

Flanman
06-18-2006, 06:00 PM
"Pain is temporary, chicks dig scars, but glory lasts forever. It has been an honor to share the field of battle with you gentlemen. Now let's put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner"

Flanman
06-18-2006, 06:00 PM
"Pain is temporary, chicks dig scars, but glory lasts forever. It has been an honor to share the field of battle with you gentlemen. Now let's put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner"

talkingcanes
06-18-2006, 06:28 PM
“Though much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are --- our equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yield.”

Ulysses

talkingcanes
06-18-2006, 06:28 PM
“Though much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are --- our equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find and not to yield.”

Ulysses

raleighcanesfan
06-18-2006, 07:16 PM
And you, my HURRICANES, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Thomas, eh? I love your literature references!! First Carroll, then one of my most favorite poems!!!

Good remake!

raleighcanesfan
06-18-2006, 07:16 PM
And you, my HURRICANES, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Thomas, eh? I love your literature references!! First Carroll, then one of my most favorite poems!!!

Good remake!

caneshockeychick
06-18-2006, 08:40 PM
The vision of a champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching

- Anson Dorrance

I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.

-Vince Lombardi

If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.

-Henry David Thoreau

If you have made mistakes, there is always another chance for you. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down.

-Mary Pickford

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
Talent will not; nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is a proverb.
Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.


-Calvin Coolidge

caneshockeychick
06-18-2006, 08:40 PM
The vision of a champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching

- Anson Dorrance

I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.

-Vince Lombardi

If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.

-Henry David Thoreau

If you have made mistakes, there is always another chance for you. You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down.

-Mary Pickford

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
Talent will not; nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is a proverb.
Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.


-Calvin Coolidge

CatawbaCaniac
06-18-2006, 09:19 PM
Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself.
Paul Bryant

If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
Michael Jordan

To fly, we have to have resistance.
Maya Lin

If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill

I think we have to show some pride in the jersey that we are wearing, and can't quit.
Mario Lemieux

If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride - and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards.
Paul Bryant

Great champions have an enormous sense of pride. The people who excel are those who are driven to show the world and prove to themselves just how good they are.
Nancy Lopez

CatawbaCaniac
06-18-2006, 09:19 PM
Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself.
Paul Bryant

If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them; everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
Michael Jordan

To fly, we have to have resistance.
Maya Lin

If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill

I think we have to show some pride in the jersey that we are wearing, and can't quit.
Mario Lemieux

If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride - and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards.
Paul Bryant

Great champions have an enormous sense of pride. The people who excel are those who are driven to show the world and prove to themselves just how good they are.
Nancy Lopez

Kevs
06-18-2006, 10:42 PM
There is no victory at bargain basement prices.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Kevs
06-18-2006, 10:42 PM
There is no victory at bargain basement prices.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

toastmasterbone
06-19-2006, 07:41 AM
Up from my sickbed, I meet the full moon--
the clouds open, a smile opens on my face.
The clouds depart with what's left of my depression;
the moon appears with the new good feelings.
Falling leaves are iced with clear dew,
new fragrance rises from the thick wine.
This gladness is still not deep in my heart,
but these are embers, ready to burst into flame.
--Yuan Hung-tao (transl. Jonathan Chaves)

toastmasterbone
06-19-2006, 07:41 AM
Up from my sickbed, I meet the full moon--
the clouds open, a smile opens on my face.
The clouds depart with what's left of my depression;
the moon appears with the new good feelings.
Falling leaves are iced with clear dew,
new fragrance rises from the thick wine.
This gladness is still not deep in my heart,
but these are embers, ready to burst into flame.
--Yuan Hung-tao (transl. Jonathan Chaves)

StormShaman
06-19-2006, 09:18 AM
Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.

--from "The 13th Warrior"

StormShaman
06-19-2006, 09:18 AM
Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.

--from "The 13th Warrior"

caveman
06-19-2006, 09:45 AM
I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done.

caveman
06-19-2006, 09:45 AM
I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done.

Guyute
06-19-2006, 10:04 AM
Note how good you feel after you have encouraged someone else. No other argument is necessary to suggest that one should never miss the opportunity to give encouragement.
-George Matthew Adams


Regardless of how you feel inside, always try to look like a winner. Even if you are behind, a sustained look of control and confidence can give you a mental edge that results in victory.
-Arthur Ashe

Guyute
06-19-2006, 10:04 AM
Note how good you feel after you have encouraged someone else. No other argument is necessary to suggest that one should never miss the opportunity to give encouragement.
-George Matthew Adams


Regardless of how you feel inside, always try to look like a winner. Even if you are behind, a sustained look of control and confidence can give you a mental edge that results in victory.
-Arthur Ashe

Captain Slack
06-19-2006, 10:15 AM
But I still believe
And I will rise up with fists
And I will take what's mine mine mine
There but for the grace of God, go I.
-Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins

Captain Slack
06-19-2006, 10:15 AM
But I still believe
And I will rise up with fists
And I will take what's mine mine mine
There but for the grace of God, go I.
-Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins

Canesluver
06-19-2006, 10:54 AM
Somehow I can't believe that there are any heights that can't be scaled by a man who knows the secrets of making dreams come true. This special secret, it seems to me, can be summarized in four Cs. They are curiosity, confidence, courage, and constancy, and the greatest of all is confidence. When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionably.

~ Walt Disney

There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other.

~ Douglas Everett (American Hockey Player)

Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, a vision.

~ Muhammad Ali, American Boxer

Canesluver
06-19-2006, 10:54 AM
Somehow I can't believe that there are any heights that can't be scaled by a man who knows the secrets of making dreams come true. This special secret, it seems to me, can be summarized in four Cs. They are curiosity, confidence, courage, and constancy, and the greatest of all is confidence. When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionably.

~ Walt Disney

There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other.

~ Douglas Everett (American Hockey Player)

Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, a vision.

~ Muhammad Ali, American Boxer

Bridgestreetrun
06-19-2006, 11:23 AM
And from the simple side-

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Bridgestreetrun
06-19-2006, 11:23 AM
And from the simple side-

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

mntineer
06-19-2006, 11:59 AM
Here's a little something to rally around... from "Return of the King":

"Arise! Arise riders of Theoden! Spear shall be shaken! Shield shall be splintered! A sword day! A RED day! As the Sun rises!"

LET'S GO 'CANES!

mntineer
06-19-2006, 11:59 AM
Here's a little something to rally around... from "Return of the King":

"Arise! Arise riders of Theoden! Spear shall be shaken! Shield shall be splintered! A sword day! A RED day! As the Sun rises!"

LET'S GO 'CANES!

Mona
06-19-2006, 12:03 PM
Here a few good ones...

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is.
Vince Lombardi

Don't bunt. Aim out of the ballpark.
David Ogilvy

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
William B. Sprague

Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
Confucius

We are still masters of our fate.
We are still captains of our souls.
Winston Churchill

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible.
Arthur C. Clarke

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Mona
06-19-2006, 12:03 PM
Here a few good ones...

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is.
Vince Lombardi

Don't bunt. Aim out of the ballpark.
David Ogilvy

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
William B. Sprague

Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
Confucius

We are still masters of our fate.
We are still captains of our souls.
Winston Churchill

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible.
Arthur C. Clarke

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Guyute
06-19-2006, 12:17 PM
no no no.
Winning isn't everyting, it's the only thing.
;)

Guyute
06-19-2006, 12:17 PM
no no no.
Winning isn't everyting, it's the only thing.
;)

Mona
06-19-2006, 12:21 PM
Winning isn't everyting, it's the only thing.
;)

Tonight truer words have never been spoken. I may suffer a coronary before getting to the arena. :sick:

Mona
06-19-2006, 12:21 PM
Winning isn't everyting, it's the only thing.
;)

Tonight truer words have never been spoken. I may suffer a coronary before getting to the arena. :sick:

apolinar
06-19-2006, 12:40 PM
Old lady to the US olympic team 1980:

BEAT THOSE COMMIE *******S!

Only this time it should be

BEAT THOSE COIN-STEALING *******S!
"me"

apolinar
06-19-2006, 12:40 PM
Old lady to the US olympic team 1980:

BEAT THOSE COMMIE *******S!

Only this time it should be

BEAT THOSE COIN-STEALING *******S!
"me"

ONeillsNo1Fan
06-19-2006, 12:45 PM
Third Period.
Last game in the play-offs too.
Oh take me where, the hockey players,
face off down the rink,
And the Stanley Cup,
is all filled up,
for the champs who win the drink!
Now the final flick,
of a hockey stick,
and a one gigantic scream:
"THE PUCK IS IN! THE HOME TEAM WINS!"
At the good ol hockey game!

ONeillsNo1Fan
06-19-2006, 12:45 PM
Third Period.
Last game in the play-offs too.
Oh take me where, the hockey players,
face off down the rink,
And the Stanley Cup,
is all filled up,
for the champs who win the drink!
Now the final flick,
of a hockey stick,
and a one gigantic scream:
"THE PUCK IS IN! THE HOME TEAM WINS!"
At the good ol hockey game!

puck_it
06-19-2006, 12:46 PM
too perfect!

puck_it
06-19-2006, 12:46 PM
too perfect!

Guyute
06-19-2006, 12:48 PM
Very nice call. singing that to myself just got my heart a-pounding!

Guyute
06-19-2006, 12:48 PM
Very nice call. singing that to myself just got my heart a-pounding!

Mona
06-19-2006, 12:49 PM
and a one gigantic scream:
"THE PUCK IS IN! THE HOME TEAM WINS!"
At the good ol hockey game!

That just finished me off.. :faint:

Mona
06-19-2006, 12:49 PM
and a one gigantic scream:
"THE PUCK IS IN! THE HOME TEAM WINS!"
At the good ol hockey game!

That just finished me off.. :faint:

Canesluver
06-19-2006, 01:04 PM
Yep! Tears in my eyes!

(and bile in my gullet... :sick: )

Canesluver
06-19-2006, 01:04 PM
Yep! Tears in my eyes!

(and bile in my gullet... :sick: )

HF
06-19-2006, 02:55 PM
Okay, spontaniously bursting into tears at work is bad.
And that ***** accountant at work butts in while my coworkers are asking me about Doug and the game, and dares to utter the words "It's just hockey." Yeah, it's just my foot up your *** too.
I'll be nicer in a week. Maybe.

and back on topic...
Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never, never--in nothing, great or small, large or petty--never give in, except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force. Never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.

~Winston Churchill

HF
06-19-2006, 02:55 PM
Okay, spontaniously bursting into tears at work is bad.
And that ***** accountant at work butts in while my coworkers are asking me about Doug and the game, and dares to utter the words "It's just hockey." Yeah, it's just my foot up your *** too.
I'll be nicer in a week. Maybe.

and back on topic...
Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never, never--in nothing, great or small, large or petty--never give in, except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force. Never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.

~Winston Churchill

Caniac
06-19-2006, 05:19 PM
This thread made me watch Animal House last night through my insomnia. When it got to Bluto's rant, I saw Rod Brind'Amour.

Thanks for this thread, Art. It has brightened my last couple of days.

Caniac
06-19-2006, 05:19 PM
This thread made me watch Animal House last night through my insomnia. When it got to Bluto's rant, I saw Rod Brind'Amour.

Thanks for this thread, Art. It has brightened my last couple of days.

Mona
06-20-2006, 07:52 AM
There was no "lying around ****ttt" on the ice or in the stands last night!! :spin:

Mona
06-20-2006, 07:52 AM
There was no "lying around ****ttt" on the ice or in the stands last night!! :spin:

aLADDin
06-20-2006, 09:11 AM
"And this was our finest hour."

-Winston Churchill




Warren

aLADDin
06-20-2006, 09:11 AM
"And this was our finest hour."

-Winston Churchill




Warren

Night Train
06-22-2006, 10:03 PM
another Churchill quote I'm fond of...

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it"

AbNormal27
06-23-2006, 01:14 AM
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

Red Green

"Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your tongue."

Aaryn Bechard

StormShaman
06-23-2006, 02:03 AM
"Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your tongue."

Aaryn Bechard

:eek2:

Shattered
06-23-2006, 08:12 AM
Aaryn, you owe me a keyboard. :laugh:

Mona
06-23-2006, 08:15 AM
Aaryn, you owe me a keyboard. :laugh:

Did you spew? :D