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car3hur
12-05-2006, 10:13 AM
Police: Sleeping Man's Genitals Set On Fire By Girlfriend

A woman in Fulton County, Ga., who was angry with her boyfriend when the pair went to bed over the weekend, poured gasoline on his genitals and ignited a fire, according to police.

Fulton County police said Bobby Thompson and his girlfriend Cynthia Covington had a fight Saturday morning and Thompson went to bed. However, Covington was still upset, the report said.

Covington then allegedly poured gasoline between Thompson's legs and ignited a fire. Covington also caught fire, the report said.

Both were transported to Grady Hospital's burn unit.

Covington was in critical condition Sunday night while Thompson was listed in stable condition.

Covington faces aggravated assault and arson charges.



One word: ouch!
CANESFREAKinDET
12-05-2006, 11:17 AM
OMG wow. :eek: :eek2:

Men on the boards: Treat your women extra nice (not to mention not doing anything er...foolish with teh nutz) to avoid this this holiday season! :laugh: omg...
RIO
12-05-2006, 11:20 AM
Gruesome.

Can't people just BREAK UP?! Or is that too sane an idea???!!
CANESFREAKinDET
12-05-2006, 11:30 AM
Gruesome.

Can't people just BREAK UP?! Or is that too sane an idea???!!

FOR REAL. *applauds*

It's just like...too HARD man. :rolleyes: It reminds me of my neighbor now, that I actually think about it. She likes to slap her men around when they "annoy" her. There's no talking with her, it's always hitting, or open hand slaps and she does it in front of her kids to establish her "authority" over her flavors of the week (boyfriends). Me and my mom are always like "Oh gawd, she's outside, let's go in the house so she doesn't talk to us". LOL. She's crazy, but then again, this is the same chick whose mother ran out of the house in broad daylight wielding a knife on her father, who is now an alive and well old man, not to worry. :) (Trust me, I DO live in a good neighborhood, but it has it's er...quirky people? :lol:)

People would rather resort to THIS craziness than settle it the rational way, sometimes I guess. Oye.
RIO
12-05-2006, 11:39 AM
I think the problem is that most people want to be right THAT BADLY. Get the last word (or slosh of gasoline). It's criminal and childish in the extreme. If I don't like the guy, if he's SO ANNOYING that I'd even CONSIDER something as barbaric as tossing accelerant on him, I'd leave and never see the dude AGAIN.
CANESFREAKinDET
12-05-2006, 11:41 AM
True, that's WAY extreme. Poor guy. :(

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but geezus!
apolinar
12-05-2006, 11:43 AM
:cry: :cry:

:lol: :lol:

:cry: :cry:

Mixed emotions about this one.;)
car3hur
12-05-2006, 11:59 AM
True, that's WAY extreme. Poor guy. :(

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but geezus!

Yeah, but SHE'S the one in critical condition....notice that HE is the one who's stable?!?

Karma, bi*ch!! (Not you, the one arrested and charged) ;)
CANESFREAKinDET
12-05-2006, 12:03 PM
:laugh: :lol: OMG good point, I didn't even notice that! Well played, Bobby! :D
StormChaserBH
12-05-2006, 12:17 PM
Yeah, but SHE'S the one in critical condition....notice that HE is the one who's stable?!?

Karma, bi*ch!! (Not you, the one arrested and charged) ;)

Stable, but sackless....
car3hur
12-06-2006, 12:26 PM
Stable, but sackless....

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Fandragon
12-06-2006, 03:16 PM
OMG wow. :eek: :eek2:

Men on the boards: Treat your women extra nice (not to mention not doing anything er...foolish with teh nutz) to avoid this this holiday season! :laugh: omg...

That, or don't date stupid people.

I mean jeez. She set HERSELF on fire worse than HIM. The news report made it sound like they both went to bed, then she grabbed the can of gasoline she keeps handy on the bedside table and lit the guy up WITHOUT getting out of bed herself. Probably not what really happened, but this sounds like one of those things that wasn't thought through...
caniac369
12-06-2006, 03:31 PM
Hopefully when the guy recovers he won't feel the need to pull a John Wayne Bobbet... :eek2:
toastmasterbone
12-06-2006, 03:57 PM
Since the title sings of the holidays, and we're on a discussion of the nether reaches, this little ditty seems appropriate. If you're a cow.

From the New Zealand Dairy Ministries campaign to prevent mastitis.

Like Jingle Bells, But... Not (http://archive.wfmu.org:5555/archive/BL/BL_New_Zealand_Dairy_Ministries_-_Treat_Your_Teets.mp3)
SouthernHockeyChick
12-06-2006, 05:11 PM
but this sounds like one of those things that wasn't thought through...

You think? :laugh:
CANESFREAKinDET
12-07-2006, 01:08 AM
Since the title sings of the holidays, and we're on a discussion of the nether reaches, this little ditty seems appropriate. If you're a cow.

From the New Zealand Dairy Ministries campaign to prevent mastitis.

Like Jingle Bells, But... Not (http://archive.wfmu.org:5555/archive/BL/BL_New_Zealand_Dairy_Ministries_-_Treat_Your_Teets.mp3)

*snickers and giggles uncontrollably*

:D :evil: