It's deader than Tupac around here

[Caniac]

I hate the offseason. :mad:

[Stormbringer]

*yawns* Tell me about it...oh well, only two more months to go. Possibly one month if I read a post correctly here about practices starting up in August. :)

[Jeff O Rocks]

ahhhhhhhhh...practices......... :sad:

[Lady J]

What about our Grillin' and Chillin' ? Is that still in the works?

[Caniac]

Highly doubtful anytime soon. :sad:

[hyena]

*huge sigh*

[Alicia]

I hate the offseason. :mad:

*echoing the sentiments*

[Lady J]

so NONE of us can get together? It just seems a shame to wallow around in this post-hockey summertime malaise ~ we should at least be doing it together.
http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/devil-naughty.gif

[Alicia]

so NONE of us can get together? It just seems a shame to wallow around in this post-hockey summertime malaise ~ we should at least be doing it together.
http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/devil-naughty.gif

Agreed! http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/wink.gif

[RIO]

Yay for group malaise-wallowing! :beatup:

[Guyute]

we should at least be doing it together.

NOW you have me intrigued about a gathering Lady. ;)

[guinevere]

Wanna go hang out at the airport for old times sake?http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/div294.gif

I'm in Malaisia right now....
I wouldn't mind visiting with some emmisaries.

Guin

[Lady J]

http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/devil-naughty.gif

I'm all for some group mayhem.

[Jeff O Rocks]

I am up for some trouble with you people!! :D Awww Guin, the airport.....out there in the cold wind and rain.....getting blasted by jet fumes....I miss it........... :sad: :cry:

[RIO]

....out there in the cold wind and rain.....getting blasted by jet fumes....I miss it........... :sad: :cry:


hahahahahahaha...!!! :D

*harkens* Is that "As Time Goes By" playing? :smoke:

[HockeyFan]

I hate the offseason.
*yawns* Tell me about it...oh well, only two more months to go. Possibly one month if I read a post correctly here about practices starting up in August.

Huh??!! What??!! wha! *Yawns* Tell me when it's hockey season...I am gonna go back to sleep! *yaaaaaaawn* :beatup: z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.z.zzzzz

[CaniacPanther]

It pays to be a football fan, guys...I have Carolina Panthers football to sustain me for two months while waiting for hockey season...

BRING ON OCTOBER!!!!

CaniacPanther :spin:

[puckin_A]

I agree. It pays to be a fan of other sports. I actually love baseball and
Football. I get Center Ice and they messed up and also gave me MLB!! So
I am getting to watch my Dodgers on a regular basis!! :p (for free!)

[Lady J]

I agree. It pays to be a fan of other sports. I actually love baseball and
Football. I get Center Ice and they messed up and also gave me MLB!! So
I am getting to watch my Dodgers on a regular basis!! :p (for free!)

Lucky Duck! :vamp: I wish I had Center Ice to abuse. :|

So, I'm having to make due with what's on the basic cable ~ sports-wise, this leaves me in the realm of WWF wrestling. I've developped quite the palatte ~ I'm a wrestling connoseur if you will. I have discovered the new lows in the depths of humanity that people will gladly sink to in order to get attention, and it amuses me so.
http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/cepopossible.gif :)

Has anyone seen Mr. Ass ?! I promise you I thought it was ajoke at first, but they really do have a guy called Mr. Ass. http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gif

[Jeff O Rocks]

Has anyone seen Mr. Ass ?! I promise you I thought it was ajoke at first, but they really do have a guy called Mr. Ass. http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gif

Mr. Ass huh?? Must be Shanny "moonlighting".... :p :laugh:

[Stormbringer]

Has anyone seen Mr. Ass ?! I promise you I thought it was ajoke at first, but they really do have a guy called Mr. Ass. http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gif

Mr. Ass huh?? Must be Shanny "moonlighting".... :p :laugh:

http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

[Lady J]

Has anyone seen Mr. Ass ?! I promise you I thought it was ajoke at first, but they really do have a guy called Mr. Ass. http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gif

Mr. Ass huh?? Must be Shanny "moonlighting".... :p :laugh:


:eek2: http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gif

BBWWUUAHAHHAHAHA!

[puckin_A]

I love that little laughing emoticon that pounds his fist!! where did you get
that one?

[RIO]

http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gif


That's the hysterical smiley's addy. :)

[Stormbringer]

http://websmileys.bei.t-online.de/lachen70.gif


That's the hysterical smiley's addy. :)

That one is cute, though I obviously love the one that rolls around laughing, which can be found here...

http://www.mysmilies.com/?cat=laughing

I kind of miss the one that takes a big gulp of H2O and spits it out in a burst of laughter...where can that one be found? :)

[Shell]

I kind of miss the one that takes a big gulp of H2O and spits it out in a burst of laughter...where can that one be found?
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/drinkspitlaugh.sml.gif

That one? I found it on an incredibly poorly designed site:
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/

[folgersnyourcup]

GOING BACK ON TOPIC, Tupac is not dead, I saw him at Chuck E. Cheese's (the one on Capitol Boulevard). He was one of the members in the AMAZING band that plays periodically on stage. We need to get those guys to play at Canes games, they're awesome! One's a gorilla, one's a big mouse guy...

Yeah, I REALLY can't wait for next season to start!

[Stormbringer]

GOING BACK ON TOPIC, Tupac is not dead, I saw him at Chuck E. Cheese's (the one on Capitol Boulevard). He was one of the members in the AMAZING band that plays periodically on stage. We need to get those guys to play at Canes games, they're awesome! One's a gorilla, one's a big mouse guy...

Yeah, I REALLY can't wait for next season to start!

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/drinkspitlaugh.sml.gif

You and me Folgers, you and me... :spin:

[HockeyPat]

Tupac is not dead. He is living on a South Pacific Island with Jimmy Hoffa and Bigfoot.

[folgersnyourcup]

You lie. Tupac is at Chuck E. Cheese's and Bigfoot is locked in my basement. As for Jimmy Hoffa I don't even know who the heck he is. Is he Elvis? Which South Pacific Island? I left all mine at home. I'll trade you my map for some ketchup. And no, I do NOT accept Paypal.

:spin: :spin: :spin: :spin:

[crazy4canes]

You don't know who Jimmy Hoffa is??? :eek2:

<----feeling really old right now. :sad:

[Stormbringer]

Is he Elvis?

Hmmmm...could be. :D

"Elvis Is Everywhere"
by
Mojo Nixon

When I look out into your eyes out there,
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis
In each and every one of you out there.

Lemme tell ya...
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll...

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere, man!
He's in everything.
He's in everybody...

Elvis is in your jeans.
He's in your cheesburgers
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
Elvis is in your mom!

He's in everybody.
He's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Elvis in 'em too

Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis

Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
lemme tell ya.

Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.

And Elvis is in Joan Rivers
but he's trying to get out, man!
He's trying to get out!
Listen up Joanie Baby!

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?

Let me tell ya!

Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!

Yeah, man you see guys
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they're talking to allah,
they're talking to themself.
Man, no they're talking to ELVIS!
ELVIS! ELVIS!

You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Traingle
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis needs boats.
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats.

Aahh! The Sailing Elvis!
Captain Elvis!
Commodore Elvis it is.

Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.

They look like Elvis.
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.
Cause Elvis is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness

Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution!
Elvislution!

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Elvis inside of you.

Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Elvis, heal me!"
"Save me, Elvis!"
"Make me be born again
in the perfect Elvis light"

That's right!
You've got that Elvis inside of ya
and he's talkin to ya
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!

Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either
Everybody!
Yeah, we're rockin now!

Elvis is with us.
He's with us and he's speaking to us.
He says "Peoples!"
"Peoples!"
"Everybody!"
"Everybody got to sing!"

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king

Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis!

[folgersnyourcup]

Hehe, nice song SB.

C4C, don't worry, I do know who Jimmy Hoffa is. That post was written in completely insane/lock me up right now I'm not fit to be out in public style. Why? Out of boredom.

:D

[RIO]

You lie. Tupac is at Chuck E. Cheese's and Bigfoot is locked in my basement. As for Jimmy Hoffa I don't even know who the heck he is. Is he Elvis? Which South Pacific Island? I left all mine at home. I'll trade you my map for some ketchup. And no, I do NOT accept Paypal.

:spin: :spin: :spin: :spin:

You both lie. Bigfoot is my quarterhorse and he lives in Sanford. Jimmy Hoffa was found in the toolbox of a guy in my diesel class (along with about thirty extraneous open-end wrenches that belonged to the rest of us, stones for a valve seat grinder, a roller bearing for a Road Ranger main shaft, and about a million bent cotter pins. Will was unwell, I think.)

[crazy4canes]

Not quite so dead anymore. Nothing like schedule day to bring folks out of the woodwork. :D :p

[Guyute]

well... that and Thongs.

:angel:

[RIO]

well... that and Thongs.

:angel:


You're obsessing, Guy. ;)

[Guyute]

and... ?

lol

[crazy4canes]

I'd like to welcome everyone to guyute's fantasy world. Make yourselves at home. :D

[Guyute]

hey now.. don't go inviting *everyone* to my fantasy world.

sign in at the door please. entry policies will be strictly enforced. :p

[crazy4canes]

Entry policies huh? Like, say, anyone wearing a thong? :p

[Guyute]

I dunno if I'd go that far. how about we just say submit your 8x10's for approval. I'll let you know.

lol.

I'm outta here... have fun kiddies :)

[crazy4canes]

:laugh:

[HockeyPat]

You people are awesome. Demented, in need of Prozac and twisted as all get out… but awesome none-the-less. Ah, I’ve finally found a home for hockey talk as well as kindred spirits and fellow silly hearts.

[Stormbringer]

You people are awesome. Demented, in need of Prozac and twisted as all get out… but awesome none-the-less. Ah, I’ve finally found a home for hockey talk as well as kindred spirits and fellow silly hearts.

And what you've witnessed today Pat is merely the tip of the iceberg... :crazy: :D ;)

[folgersnyourcup]

And what you've witnessed today Pat is merely the tip of the iceberg... :crazy: :D ;)

Hehe, exactly! This place can get pretty hysterical and wild at times. Remember the chat-room on game nights guys? And wait till you see some of the talk/ranting done here in post-game discussions! The best part of all this lunacy is that we're all pretty hockey-knowledge savvy as well. I thought you would like it here Patrick.

[Jeff O Rocks]

I knew after the schedule came out, this thread would no longer be dead.....and I am shocked at the talk of thongs in here today!! That should be reserved for "other places"..............like the Canes locker room or the RecZone............I know...I am overloaded on silliness today!! :D

[RIO]

You people are awesome. Demented, in need of Prozac and twisted as all get out… but awesome none-the-less. Ah, I’ve finally found a home for hockey talk as well as kindred spirits and fellow silly hearts.

*whips out her little black "penlight" ala Men in Black*... Just look at the light, Pat... you won't feel a thing :smoke:

[lvscolencanes]

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/w/super.gif
Love it Rio!!!

[Stormbringer]

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/w/super.gif
Love it Rio!!!

Echoing her sentiments...

(hums the MIB theme song)

[Lady J]

Entry policies huh? Like, say, anyone wearing a thong? :p

Hey, does that policy include Guy? :vamp:

[HockeyPat]

Just look at the light, Pat... you won't feel a thing

Like I have not heard that before.

[Guyute]

Hey, does that policy include Guy? :vamp:

not likely Lady. lol :p

[lvscolencanes]

What Guy, you and Shell dont have matching LCG thongs like me and my hubby....I thought it was a requirement here at LCG...
http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/c0/cutelaugh.gif
Ooops, now hubby is gona get really mad! :D

[Guyute]

no... I do own the limited edition Ogling Goggles though. :D

[RIO]

no... I do own the limited edition Ogling Goggles though. :D


Night vision? http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/Yahoo_20.gif

[Guyute]

of course. why go with inferior equipment? especially when it comes to ogling. :angel:

[RIO]

of course. why go with inferior equipment? especially when it comes to ogling. :angel:


Skimping on ogling leads to all sorts of no good, .... like dancing and *ahem* hand-holding.

:eek2:

[Guyute]

http://www.tridead.net/canes/images/smilies/puking.gif

hehe

[RIO]

http://www.tridead.net/canes/images/smilies/puking.gif

hehe

MMMMkay, NOT on my sensitive weather equipment, Guy. Mama and I spent a whole week getting it set up just right and you go and hurl on it. Brill. http://www.websmileys.de/wut140.gif She was in a good mood after she got her own LGC thong, but nowlookawhatchadone!!

[Guyute]

is that what was on her this morning? whew. I thought she ate one of the neighbor kids, and just had some tattered rags hanging around her. :eek:

good to know that that's not the case... but instead, you're dressing my dog in thongs. :eek2:

nutjob

[RIO]

is that what was on her this morning? whew. I thought she ate one of the neighbor kids, and just had some tattered rags hanging around her. :eek:

good to know that that's not the case... but instead, you're dressing my dog in thongs. :eek2:

nutjob

The thongs were her idea. Atleast I talked her out of the bullet bra. You should be thanking me. :p


ape-crackers

[Guyute]

now you're just being silly. her teets have no need for a bra :roll:

*scratches noggin* what the hell was the topic? :angel:

kooky-monkey

[RIO]

now you're just being silly. her teets have no need for a bra :roll:

*scratches noggin* what the hell was the topic? :angel:

kooky-monkey

The topic was Jimmy Hoffa... I think... :eek2: uhm...


freako suave-vay

[Guyute]

oh right, hoffa in your thongs or something. :angel: er.. nevermind.

deranged-screwball

[RIO]

HOFFA THONGS (tm)!!! "So great, you'd even be caught dead in them!!" :D


hamster brains

[Lady J]

no... I do own the limited edition Ogling Goggles though. :D

These aren't the same as your limited edition beer goggles are they? :p

[Guyute]

I outgrew the beergoggles awhile ago... it's hard to recall what make they were. :p

some dangerous things they were. I stomped on 'em as soon as their charm wore off. :D

[Shell]

but it was too late, he was already married..alas!!! ;) :p