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raleighcanesfan
03-21-2003, 01:05 AM
I apologize if this is in the wrong forum, but I came across it and thought it was hilarious!


TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX...

10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS

9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD

8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE

7. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR

6. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS

5. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE

4. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON

3. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY

2. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK

1. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES
raleighcanesfan
03-21-2003, 01:05 AM
I apologize if this is in the wrong forum, but I came across it and thought it was hilarious!


TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX...

10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS

9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD

8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE

7. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR

6. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS

5. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE

4. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON

3. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY

2. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK

1. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES
raleighcanesfan
03-21-2003, 01:05 AM
I apologize if this is in the wrong forum, but I came across it and thought it was hilarious!


TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX...

10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS

9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD

8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE

7. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR

6. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS

5. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE

4. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON

3. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY

2. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK

1. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES
folgersnyourcup
03-21-2003, 01:06 AM
Hahahaha! Good find!
folgersnyourcup
03-21-2003, 01:06 AM
Hahahaha! Good find!
folgersnyourcup
03-21-2003, 01:06 AM
Hahahaha! Good find!
Alicia
03-21-2003, 01:07 AM
LOL! :D
Alicia
03-21-2003, 01:07 AM
LOL! :D
Alicia
03-21-2003, 01:07 AM
LOL! :D
Stormbringer
03-21-2003, 01:09 AM
Heh heh heh... http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/laughing/laugh2.gif
Stormbringer
03-21-2003, 01:09 AM
Heh heh heh... http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/laughing/laugh2.gif
Stormbringer
03-21-2003, 01:09 AM
Heh heh heh... http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/laughing/laugh2.gif