Jesus tells Deion to only pay part of car repair bill

[MeanGene]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2003/0714/1580339.html :smoke:

[moonstomper]

call it Divine Intervention :angel:

Jesus is telling me I can go home early today.

[crazy4canes]

:eek2: :laugh: Has he lost his mind?

[Guyute]

:eek2: :laugh: Has he lost his mind?

that would assume he had one to begin with. :roll:

[AbNormal27]

After reading that, I kind of wonder if he goes around, ending ALL of his sentences with "Praise Jesus".

Deion: "How are you today, Praise Jesus."
Normal Person: "Uh, I'm fine thanks."
Deion: "I have a car to fix, Praise Jesus."
Normal Person: "Riiiiiiiiiiiiight."
Deion: "But I have only 15 hundred dollars to pay for all the repairs, I have been told, Praise Jesus."
Normal Person: "You took too many shots to the head when you played in the NFL, didn't you?"

Aaryn

[moonstomper]

I bet Jesus was also the one to tell Deion he could play baseball too. And we all know how well that worked out :D

[Shell]

yeah, well, it could have only been Satan telling him to play for the Redskins :beatup:

[Captain Slack]

yeah, well, it could have only been Satan telling him to play for the Redskins :beatup:

Daniel Snyder, Scott Stevens, Satan.... they're all the same. :spin: