The Official Screw Alcohol I Need Hard Drugs Thread [Archive]

Canesluver

01-17-2008, 09:09 PM

lol speaking of drugs here's our nightly herpes reminder

I find I sleep better after a nightly herpes reminder, don't you? :lol:

And... don't you wonder if those people REALLY have herpes..... 'cause if you DID have herpes, why in the world would you broadcast that to the whole world? :crazy: .... but... then I get to thinking..... if they're ACTORS.... why in the world would you take that job? You'd have old girlfriends calling you, screaming--- "YOU MOTHERFUC*ER!!!! Why in the hell didn't you tell me you had herpes!!! You sonofa*****!!!"

:beatup:

caneshockeychick

01-17-2008, 09:11 PM

Yeah, that's one job I'd have to turn down regardless of whether I had herpes or not. '

I don't, I'm a 35 yr old virgin :angel:

Canesluver

01-17-2008, 09:11 PM

I'm actually surprised I don't have herpes.......

Caniac

01-17-2008, 09:13 PM

I'm actually surprised I don't have herpes.......

Psst... you know that itch you keep talking about... Ummm... yeah.

puck_it

01-17-2008, 09:16 PM

I GOT DEM DRUGS.

caniac, you got any of that 190% alcohol drank?

Canesluver

01-17-2008, 09:16 PM

What-- no one's gonna ask me for details......

no double-dog-dares????!!!!

caneshockeychick

01-17-2008, 09:17 PM

^Hey, what you do in private is your business...;)

Caniac

01-17-2008, 09:17 PM

WTF IS JUICE?!?!?!

I want some of that grape drink, baby. It's purple.

caneshockeychick

01-17-2008, 09:23 PM

What-- no one's gonna ask me for details......

no double-dog-dares????!!!!

OK, ok, in the spirit of the evening, I double dog dare you...:lol:

Ok, I'm not really a virgin either and I'm also surprised that in all these years, I'm as safe as they come.

S*& t, where's that after hours thread when you need it?

Alicia

01-17-2008, 09:27 PM

I'd love to have some Paxil. That stuff makes me not give a funk about anything...

caneshockeychick

01-17-2008, 09:29 PM

I've seen the stuff my sister took back in her days when the WC Drs' were just giving her anything to shut her up. She was always in lala land...I'd take some of that stuff :D

Love ya sccanesfan!

KaniacFever

01-17-2008, 09:29 PM

Yeah, me spending the next 10 hours in a pharmacy could be bad. :lol:

So where shall I meet you tomorrow night before the game. Me thinks I'm gonna have to be drugged up just to get through the game.

PennsylvaniaCanesFan

01-17-2008, 09:32 PM

Hard drugs huh? Has it really come to that? If that's the case...pass me a hit, bowl, or bump of whatever is being passed around.

Canesluver

01-17-2008, 09:38 PM

OK, ok, in the spirit of the evening, I double dog dare you...:lol:
O.K..... and for the record..... that's the 1st double-dog-dare I've ever had to face from CHC. Where's NCC? She's usually the one to dare me into doing something!!! :lol:

O.k.... back when I was in college in Western Kansas, my school was midway between Denver and Kansas City off the major East-West highway. So, our school did really well getting major bands to play there in our big arena, on their way to Denver or Kansas City. And... when they'd arrive, they'd hire students to help the roadies with set-up and tear-down, and then we'd get backstage passes during the show, and some of us would help with follow-spots, too.

Anyway, once I had a one-night-stand with the Stage Manager for the Little River Band... and I didn't even know his name! Woooooo!

And THAT, my friends... is why I'm suprised I don't have herpes!!!

Kids!! Are you listening?! There's something to be learned from this!! :evil:

caneshockeychick

01-17-2008, 09:40 PM

THE Little River Band? How Awesome!!

I love them! I'm going to get that CD out right now.

nccanes

01-17-2008, 09:40 PM

dammit - my laptop battery is dying and giving me the last warning....

So CL - I guess we're just Reminiscing about your night when you were his Lady. :lol: At least you weren't the Lonesome Loser.

PennsylvaniaCanesFan

01-17-2008, 09:43 PM

^^^ Lessoned learned? Aim higher then a roadie? Go for a guitarist or the lead singer?

:laugh:

caneshockeychick

01-17-2008, 09:44 PM

Dammit, the cd is in my car!!!

Captain Slack

01-17-2008, 09:45 PM

Hard drugs? We could take a cue from our friend Eklund. He always seems to be high on something.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/captainslack/stoner.jpg

Canesluver

01-17-2008, 09:48 PM

:lol: NCC!!!

Uh, no, Penns.... then I'd be SURE to contract something!!! :laugh:

But... I do have another true story:

You young'uns know who Steve Walsh is? He used to sing in the band, Kansas. After they broke up, in the mid-'80's Steve Walsh had his own band for a brief period of time, called Streets. They came to town..... but I'm a good girl, now, 'cause I'm married by this point...... Steve Walsh walked in the Costume Shop in our theatre dept., handed me a pair of pants with a rip in the seam, and asked me if I could fix it for him.

I said.... and I'm not making this up...... "Oh sure!! Then I can tell all my friends I've been in Steve Walsh's pants!!"

:lol: I'm such a dumbass!!! :lol:

puck_it

01-17-2008, 09:58 PM

oh. my.

StormShaman

01-18-2008, 12:25 AM

I think my mind's eye just exploded.

apolinar

01-18-2008, 12:34 AM

This thread is really turning into some psychedelic acid trip. Everyone asks for drugs and then steve walsh's pants are off. But then the stage manager is getting some, not Walsh. And in the end no one has herpes. It's so... tranquil.

StormWarning

01-18-2008, 06:30 AM

Anyway, once I had a one-night-stand with the Stage Manager for the Little River Band... and I didn't even know his name! Woooooo!

And THAT, my friends... is why I'm suprised I don't have herpes!!!

Kids!! Are you listening?! There's something to be learned from this!! :evil:

And the lesson is: Take a chance... you just might not get herpes! :thumbsup:

(Wow... so this is what this season has come to. And before the break even. Story of the day.) :)

kermelbar

01-18-2008, 06:57 AM

*starts to rethink her policy about one-night stands*

IceSaber

01-18-2008, 09:46 AM

^^^ Lessoned learned? Aim higher then a roadie? Go for a guitarist or the lead singer?

:laugh:

I did!!! lol!! I married him! (I just didn't get to jump him when he was IN the band, damnit!)

Shattered

01-18-2008, 12:41 PM

^^^ Lessoned learned? Aim higher then a roadie? Go for a guitarist or the lead singer?

:laugh:
Well, maybe that's why she escaped the herp? Hmmm.

aldamon

01-18-2008, 01:07 PM

lol speaking of drugs here's our nightly herpes reminder
Did anyone else see this story? Normally I wouldn't care about a drug, but since I've watched more Vytorin commercials on FSN than I care to count it caught my interest:

Cholesterol Drug Not Effective in Study (http://news.aol.com/health/story/_a/cholesterol-drug-not-effective-in-study/20080115091109990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001)

tommy

01-18-2008, 01:29 PM

i like the idea of a hard drugs thread. right now i'd rather do a few lines than watch any of our lines play.

*snort*... (of the laughing variety... maybe...)

PennsylvaniaCanesFan

01-18-2008, 03:10 PM

Very hypothetically speaking. We've had drinks and hard drugs. So what comes next if we don't start winning? I'm thinking free love and swinging.

Solracer

01-18-2008, 03:10 PM

Very hypothetically speaking. We've had drinks and hard drugs. So what comes next if we don't start winning?

Rock n Roll and Sex? :laugh:

caneshockeychick

01-18-2008, 03:13 PM

Rehab?

Solracer

01-18-2008, 03:15 PM

Rehab?

They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no.

:)

apolinar

01-18-2008, 03:37 PM

Next: Kevorkian. Or that floating kiosk in Logan's run where we all end up floating and getting zapped by electricity.

Tricia

01-18-2008, 04:52 PM

Okay, this is thread truly has me LOL...

magnolia_mer

01-18-2008, 05:03 PM

SANCTUARY!!!!

Edit: Actually the floating kiosk was called the "Carousel."

Kat

01-18-2008, 10:12 PM

Yeah, that's one job I'd have to turn down regardless of whether I had herpes or not. '

I don't, I'm a 35 yr old virgin :angel:

I just got a chance to read this thread... and...

BULL-****!! :lol:

StormWarning

01-19-2008, 08:54 AM

For what it's worth... the Canes are undefeated in games when Canesluver talks about not having herpes.

Canesluver

01-19-2008, 09:57 AM

:laugh:

Oh, great!

StormWarning

01-19-2008, 10:39 AM

:laugh:

Oh, great!

Next game is Monday night Canesluver. After a 7 goal effort, I fully expect you to bring up your clean-and-clear STD status early in the official game thread. :thumbsup:

Caniac

01-19-2008, 11:28 AM

She said she doesn't have herpes, not that she's STD free. ;)

Guyute

01-19-2008, 11:34 AM

LOL

PennsylvaniaCanesFan

01-19-2008, 11:50 AM

This thread is just teetering on the edge of way too much information.

:laugh:

Canesluver

01-19-2008, 12:46 PM

Just for the record..... my herpes discussion actually happened as we were sucking ass in Ottawa.... that was actually a LOSING game thread.

Just for the record, Part Deux:

No, I've never had an STD, that I'm aware of!!! :beatup:

nccanes

01-19-2008, 12:49 PM

Yes - I was going to point that out. No offense to you and your STD-free-ness CL! It's important, but apparently not mojo. :lol:

Canesluver

01-19-2008, 12:52 PM

Thank you, NCC!!!

Because.... I really didn't want to starting typing:

Puck-drop at 7:00PM.... and I'm still herpes-free!!!

:laugh:

caneshockeychick

01-19-2008, 12:54 PM

Yeah, me neither :laugh:

SouthernHockeyChick

01-19-2008, 12:55 PM

Just for the record, Part Deux:

No, I've never had an STD, that I'm aware of!!! :beatup:

I know I for one am relieved to hear this news, considering that I carried around a piece of your underwear for the better part of 3 months. :lol:

Guyute

01-19-2008, 01:05 PM

I think mine is still in my wallet! (Not really a surprise, as I collect all kinds of things that seem to only be removed once it's too full to close or sit on)

nccanes

01-19-2008, 01:06 PM

LMAO SHC!

I can still get a chuckle out of thinking about the N/O reporter's face when she was talking to Kat and Mr Kat about superstitions. They'd already given her a lot of fodder, but when we said something about our friend with lucky underwear she was like "WTF?" and then I just reached in my pocket and pulled out my swatch. I know she thought we were insane! :lol:

Canesluver

01-19-2008, 01:35 PM

:laugh: there's a piece I still keep in my ticket holder.

I'm working on a "lucky bra" right now. Seriously-- it's win record is very good. And... you heard it here first---- if we should actually make the plxy-xffs, you all will be getting a piece of it!!!! :lol:

It's not nearly as interesting as the undies, though... Just black satin w/a very faint brocade like design in it. :beatup:

caneshockeychick

01-19-2008, 01:38 PM

Ok, I'm not really a virgin either
S*& t, where's that after hours thread when you need it?

Kat, you must have missed this post ;)

kermelbar

01-19-2008, 01:49 PM

Thank you, NCC!!!

Because.... I really didn't want to starting typing:

Puck-drop at 7:00PM.... and I'm still herpes-free!!!

:laugh:

Well, it's better than the alternative ... :lol:

If the lucky bra holds, as it were, then perhaps we could come up with some kind of new tradition in Raleigh for hat tricks. Hey, it's a lot cooler than octopi! :D And I'm pretty sure ticket sales would go through the roof ...

Canesluver

01-19-2008, 01:56 PM

I don't know abou that.... bras are too expensive to be just throwing 'em away!! :lol:

Although..... I'm an EXPERT at taking them off without taking off my shirt! ;)

SouthernHockeyChick

01-19-2008, 01:58 PM

Although..... I'm an EXPERT at taking them off without taking off my shirt! ;)

While driving down 540 on my way home from work. Yeah, me too. :lol:

kermelbar

01-19-2008, 02:04 PM

I don't know abou that.... bras are too expensive to be just throwing 'em away!! :lol:

I once mentioned to someone about how one thing I want to do in life is dance on a bar (saw "Coyote Ugly" one too many times maybe, I dunno) and he asked if I planned to pitch the bra, too, and then I spent about 5-10 minutes explaining the problem with that. First, in theory, the dancing on the bar should be spontaneous. If it's planned, then it seems some of the fun would be missed. BUT there's a lot of thought that needs to go into the bra part of the evening. It should be a pretty bra (because everyone's going to see what one you took off and you don't want it to be some matronly thing), but not an expensive bra, so you don't mind parting with it for good. He just shook his head. LOL.

SouthernHockeyChick

01-19-2008, 02:14 PM

I once mentioned to someone about how one thing I want to do in life is dance on a bar (saw "Coyote Ugly" one too many times maybe, I dunno) and he asked if I planned to pitch the bra, too, and then I spent about 5-10 minutes explaining the problem with that. First, in theory, the dancing on the bar should be spontaneous. If it's planned, then it seems some of the fun would be missed. BUT there's a lot of thought that needs to go into the bra part of the evening. It should be a pretty bra (because everyone's going to see what one you took off and you don't want it to be some matronly thing), but not an expensive bra, so you don't mind parting with it for good. He just shook his head. LOL.

Very similar to the hat-trick. You don't want to plan for it but, you don't want to have a hat that you aren't willing to part with, either.....like we did last night. :lol:

kermelbar

01-19-2008, 02:17 PM

Exactly like that! LOL

Canesluver

01-19-2008, 03:02 PM

Yeah, I had on my favorite black "newsboy" cap, last night. I just couldn't throw it ... but.... I was picking up hats in the aisle that didn't make it over the glass from the 3rd tier, and tossing those, so I did try to help, at least!! :lol:

Kat

01-19-2008, 03:57 PM

You know, there is just too much to comment on in this thread. :lol:

toastmasterbone

01-19-2008, 04:37 PM

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/essen/popcorn.gif

Guyute

01-19-2008, 05:19 PM

LOL, what he said ^ :D

(I rarely wear a hat I'd consider throwing. I have tons of hats, but only a few that fit perfectly, so those are the ones I wear. Why wear an uncomfortable one? And at $20 a hat, which is the going rate these days... meh, I just watch other people throw theirs. lol)